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Author Topic: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You  (Read 17771 times)

RedWarrior0

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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2009, 01:18:42 pm »
And BTW my guy should be Russian. Russia and China wouldn't let everybody be damn westerners.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2009, 01:19:49 pm »
Why am I not in the story?!
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2009, 01:21:48 pm »
You are. Not everyone is mentioned in that post you know. Is this gonna be a running gag with you, or can I continue?
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2009, 01:22:23 pm »
Forgot to name my character Tiamat, by the way.  Not that it's a big deal as long as he gets to use an automatic weapon of mass demolition.
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Quote from: Grakelin on March 02, 2010, 04:28:07 pm
I fully endorse the idea of mountain goats that hunt man.

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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2009, 01:22:51 pm »
I will complain at every turn about every little thing!
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WorkerDrone

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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2009, 01:25:29 pm »
Your death shall be enjoyable.

And I'll fix that right now Golgath.

Who wanted the rocket Launcher by the way?
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2009, 01:27:57 pm »
Quote from: Dwarmin on June 25, 2009, 11:53:08 am
I'd like to enlist!

I need a

BAZOOKA

and hopefully my psychic skill isn't too low ;)
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Quote from: Grakelin on March 02, 2010, 04:28:07 pm
I fully endorse the idea of mountain goats that hunt man.

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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2009, 01:31:08 pm »
That was a lot of typing in the first game post. Where's a website where I can learn stuffs about the game?
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2009, 01:37:11 pm »
Events of January 2, 1999:

The alert klaxons woke up everyone during the wee hours of the morning. The entire team had gotten ready, some what cranky, to be sent out, before they were told the Interceptor had already been sent out to 'meet the bogey'.

The contact had apparently jackknifed out, off the coast of the Iberian Peninsula, and the Interceptor caught it right there. It went down after only a few shots from its cannon. While this was reassuring that the threat could be defeated in the air, without any damage being sustained, they had failed to recover the alien craft.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2009, 01:43:43 pm »


ALERT! ALIEN CRAFT DETECTED. TACTICAL LOAD OUT TO BE TRANSFERRED TO CRAFT. INTERCEPTORS REPORT SUCCESS.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2009, 01:51:59 pm »
Nuke them!!!
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« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2009, 01:57:14 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on June 25, 2009, 01:51:59 pm
Nuke them!!!
I concur, with 2 more exclamation points at the end.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2009, 02:03:36 pm »
 Alas, we won't be able to desecrate their bodies if said bodies are floating particles of plasma.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #58 on: June 25, 2009, 02:06:08 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on June 25, 2009, 02:03:36 pm
Alas, we won't be able to desecrate their bodies if said bodies are floating particles of plasma.
But our base is named Boatmurdered. Nukes are the closest we've got to magma.
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Re: X-COM: UFO DEFENSE; This Will Not End Well For You
« Reply #59 on: June 25, 2009, 02:09:51 pm »
Nukes are expensive. If we could afford them, we could, uh, all use incendiary autocannons. T-they're good for coating the world in fire.
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