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[Kelbin]

>make farmer's workshop.

>go find purring maggots to milk.

[Areyar]

If we're doing "name it" Try this.

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 -                         cont=0
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 ----------
 
 [                         not 10
  <+>                      cont=1
  =====SUB38======
  ----------
  ----------
  ----------
  --------

  >
  =====MUL10=======
  [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<     dup

  >>>+++++++++
  [
   <<<
   [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<    dup
   [<<+>>-]
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  <<<[-]<
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  <
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==== ==== ==== ====
numd numu teid teiu
==== ==== ==== ====

>+<-
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 >+
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 [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<

 >+<--

 >>>>>>>>+<<<<<<<<   isprime=1

 [
  >+

  <-

  =====DUP3=====
  <[>>>+>+<<<<-]>>>>[<<<<+>>>>-]<<<

  =====DUP2=====
  >[>>+>+<<<-]>>>[<<<+>>>-]<<< <


  >>>


  ====DIVIDES=======
  [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]<   DUP i=div
 
  <<
  [
    >>>>>+               bool=1
    <<<
    [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]< DUP
    [>>[-]<<-]           IF i THEN bool=0
    >>
    [                    IF i=0
      <<<<
      [>+>+<<-]>>[<<+>>-]< i=div
      >>>
      -                  bool=0
    ]
    <<<
    -                    DEC i
    <<
    -
  ]
 
  +>>[<<[-]>>-]<<         
  >[-]<                  CLR div
  =====END DIVIDES====


  [>>>>>>[-]<<<<<<-]     if divides then isprime=0


  <<

  >>[-]>[-]<<<
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 >>>>>>>>
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   [
    >>>+<<              bool= 1
    [>+>[-]<<-]         bool= ten==0
    >[<+>-]             ten = tmp
    >[<<++++++++++>>-]  if ten=0 ten=10
    <<-                 dec ten     
    <-                  dec num
   ]
   +++++++++            num=9
   >[<->-]<             dec num by ten
 
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   <  [>+<-]
   <  [>+<-]
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   <
 
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    >>>+<<                bool= 1
    [>+>[-]<<-]           bool= ten==0
    >[<+>-]               ten = tmp
    >[<<++++++++++>>>+<-] if ten=0 ten=10  inc div
    <<-                   dec ten     
    <-                    dec num
   ]
   >>>>[<<<<+>>>>-]<<<<   copy div to num
   >[-]<                  clear ten
 
   =======INC1=========
   <+>
  ]
 
  <
  [
   =======MOVER=========
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@

It will make you cry in your sleep. Guess what it does!

you just did! It makes you cry in your sleep.

Is it a robot motor controller?

[Dragooble]

i bet it says "Hello World!"

[Lamp]

It's a program that finds prime numbers. The code itself is what makes you cry.

Also Brainfuck > INTERCAL

[zarmazarma]

It's a program that finds prime numbers. The code itself is what makes you cry.

Also Brainfuck > INTERCAL

Intercal looks like a backwards number ticker. A letter will almost never be in the same spot.

DO ,1 <- #13
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #238
DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #108
DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0
DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #64
DO ,1 SUB #6 <- #194
DO ,1 SUB #7 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #8 <- #22
DO ,1 SUB #9 <- #248
DO ,1 SUB #10 <- #168
DO ,1 SUB #11 <- #24
DO ,1 SUB #12 <- #16
DO ,1 SUB #13 <- #162
PLEASE READ OUT ,1
PLEASE GIVE UP

There's hell world. As you can see, it fucks your brain. Wheres the letters? Wheres the words? Who the fuck knows. It's there .

[Dragooble]

so when will this stop being about programming languages and start being about the latest dfa comic which still hasn't come out. whats delaying you?

[zarmazarma]

so when will this stop being about programming languages and start being about the latest dfa comic which still hasn't come out. whats delaying you?

I know =\.

[crash2455]

Intercal looks like a backwards number ticker. A letter will almost never be in the same spot.

DO ,1 <- #13
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #1 <- #238
DO ,1 SUB #2 <- #108
DO ,1 SUB #3 <- #112
DO ,1 SUB #4 <- #0
DO ,1 SUB #5 <- #64
DO ,1 SUB #6 <- #194
DO ,1 SUB #7 <- #48
PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #8 <- #22
DO ,1 SUB #9 <- #248
DO ,1 SUB #10 <- #168
DO ,1 SUB #11 <- #24
DO ,1 SUB #12 <- #16
DO ,1 SUB #13 <- #162
PLEASE READ OUT ,1
PLEASE GIVE UP

There's hell world. As you can see, it fucks your brain. Wheres the letters? Wheres the words? Who the fuck knows. It's there .

Aren't you going to get a compiler error for being too polite?

[Hippoman]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?
I want to talk about the comic here. not the stupid languages you know or dont.

[ac31]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?
I want to talk about the comic here. not the stupid languages you know or dont.

  programming is neither stupid nor gay, its serious stuff

but i concede the point, next comic plz

[zarmazarma]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?
I want to talk about the comic here. not the stupid languages you know or dont.

Code: [Select]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
main()
{
printf("Programing isn't stupid!");
for ( ; ; ){
printf("FFUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!");
}
system("Pause");
return(0);
}
Naw. I really wish we could get another comic in here and stop typing programing things (like the above) or instead, be creative and put things like err...

Code: [Select]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
main()
{
printf("Dwarf gets jiggy with Jujufrobo");

system("Pause");
return(0);
}
XD.

[Strangething]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?

You really should watch your language in a public forum. You can't assume that everyone here is straight. 

[Hippoman]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?

You really should watch your language in a public forum. You can't assume that everyone here is straight. 

SOrry but its so overused now as a common word for stupid...that its lost all meaning to the original meanings.

[Northen_Wolf]

> Kitten: Be fed to spider.
> Dress dwarf: Berzek due death of your kitten (and/or child)
> Child: Run (does not matter where or how, crarp invested river is common when panic hits the streets)
> Jujufrobo: Attempt to dig through wall (using broken spear) AND/OR "build" yourself a "home" until help arrives.
> Dog: take a piece of werewolf to Jujufrobo and throw it to him(her). (food!)
> Main dwarf: Build butcher shop(out of stone) and butcher werewolf corpses. Build tannery(out of stone) and tan werewolf hides.

I don't want him to starve and fur will be useful (don't want corpses to decay), tallow can also be used

[ac31]

Why cant we stop talking about gay ass programming?

You really should watch your language in a public forum. You can't assume that everyone here is straight. 

SOrry but its so overused now as a common word for stupid...that its lost all meaning to the original meanings.

its kinda sad that this is true.

in fact thats always something i found interesting, words intended to degrade and insult people have become acceptable labels, gay people call each other fags and black people call each other niggers in some contexts

although i dont think anyone else could get away with it