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[piecewise]

The molten assults of whipping : 9 dwarves attack a fortress of 20 goblins and a demon. The 9 dwarves killed every last defending enemy without taking a single loss then proceeded to spring their friends from the dungeons. Strangely, it seems as though the leader of the dwarves was actually a mother, a mother who's child was abucted by these same goblins. She litterally went and destroyed an entire goblin civilzation just to get her kid back. She spawned 9 more kids before dying of old age.

The target war of martyrs:
The end of several smaller, one battle wars between the humans and the elves; lasted a decade and consisted of 10 battles. Basically a rather long and drawn out war against the canibal elves. Notable for the strangely high dismemberment rates in early battle. Often times, dispite low death counts, there would be pages upon pages of lost limbs and stabbed eyes. Later battles mainly consisted of 10-20 humans gangraping 1-3 elves.

Remember that kid the dwarf lady saved up above? Well it turns out he went on to stab and kill a titan and a few other large beasties.

There are also records of one dwarf baby being stolen from his parents, then stolen from the goblins by other goblins, then stolen back, then stolen back again etc.

[Glacial Eidolon]

I don't remember the world, but there was this one elf who was forced into slavery twice by other elves (in a goblin civ). Evidentially he/she got pissy or something, because she fought free and ran away to create her own civilization, The Fair Skunks.

As well as being the leader of the Fair Skunks, he/she was the ONLY elf in the civilization. Literally. There wasn't even any other dwarfs, goblins, or humans, either. Just one elf.

[piecewise]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

[thunderclan]

I just found a Kobold that survived a head smashing from a Titan and a Duel with a Bronze Colossus to die of old age at 113.

Never would have expected that

[Deon]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?

[piecewise]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?

Nope, I never cull anyone.

[zchris13]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?

Nope, I never cull anyone.

How about soapmakers?

[piecewise]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?

Nope, I never cull anyone.

How about soapmakers?

not even soapmakers

[smjjames]

A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?

Nope, I never cull anyone.

How about soapmakers?

not even soapmakers

So is it better to do a fortress game with the cull unimportaint people/events off?

[filiusenox]

The ferocius attack

2680 elves attack a human town that settled in a elven retreat.
The humans had 496 humans and one elf defending them.

The elves where defeated.

The elves lost 979 to the human's 100

That makes me proud to be a humie it does.

[thunderclan]

An Undead group spent most of the 1050 years of world history attacking an Elf group. In 27 they destroyed Birdsmoke and added some bodies to a Gruesome Sculpture

If I went to Birdsmoke would this sculpture be visible?

[mattie2009]

Duel between a hydra and a kobold.

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The hydra ripped of the kobold's nose.
The kobold fled.

The Conflict Of Slaughter
-The Ferocious Siege

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nine goblins and a demon VS nineteen elves.
All elves dead. Blamelesspasses was destroyed.

-The Strifeful Siege

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Twelve goblins, two elves and a demon VS six elves.
All elves dead. Tusktop was destroyed.

Duel between a goblin and an elf.

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The elf died instantly. Nobody is surprised.

Duel between a Dwarf and a bronze colossus.

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The bronze colossus was slain. Epic.

[Gamecid]

I started reading the legends a while ago and found Doren.
He was a dragon that apparently was very merciful, or very incompetent, as in his three centuries of violent life he barely killed anyone. Practically all of his fight descriptions end in "while defeated, the latter escaped unscathed." He didn't even scratch them. Very appropriately, his lair is called Faileddark the Cave of Bites.

[Vester]

Titans are officially the most weaksauce megabeasts in existence.

That, or this kobold just rocks that hard.

[Eurus]

I found Etus Wiltedwall recently. I often see small numbers of humans defending against the elf zerg, but normally it's not as extreme as in her case.

All twelve of her comrades died in her first battle (against 63 elves) she won the next three battles by herself. In all she won five battles by herself, and another one with only one other person. She didn't use bows or crossbows, she was never injured, and she died of old age. All her 82 kills are elves, a titan did randomly attack her once but I assume it saw the tower made of elf skulls next to her house because it ran away. Strangely the same titan attacked her mothers years later and ran away again, even though her mother doesn't even live in the same town.