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[highmax28]

The bitch sent me in an empty forest retreat. I wasted my time looking for the bad guys for days. You're right, one can't trust those pointy ears bastards. Plus, they make you draw cheesy cute little drawings with nice colors, with neither blood nor vomit.

I'm gonna retire this stupid elf and go with the good ol' badass axeman.

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

[Uzu Bash]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

[highmax28]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

[Uzu Bash]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

[Dunamisdeos]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

All elves are the wrong elves.

[highmax28]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

All elves are the wrong elves.

There are no right elves

[Dunamisdeos]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

All elves are the wrong elves.

There are no right elves

The only good elf...

*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*

...is a dead elf.

[Uzu Bash]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

All elves are the wrong elves.

There are no right elves

The only good elf...

*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*

...is a dead elf.

You guys sound ready for a Party. How do you like your Tea?

[highmax28]

I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them

No man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.

Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.

They're still tree fondling hippies though...

You're hanging out with the wrong elves.

All elves are the wrong elves.

There are no right elves

The only good elf...

*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*

...is a dead elf.

You guys sound ready for a Party. How do you like your Tea?

TEA IS NOT DWARFY ENOU- wait, what kind is that?

[win32anon]

Probably a tea made out of elves bits. 

[Dunamisdeos]

Whats in it

[Bumber]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

An epic death in dwarf fortress :

I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.

Your companions look on with mute sympathy.

They're contemplating the inevitability of mortality.

[Uzu Bash]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

An epic death in dwarf fortress :

I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.

Your companions look on with mute sympathy.

They're contemplating the inevitability of mortality.

Or the inevitability of their leader's yet another stupid death.

[kontako]

This is quite an old one for me, I'd really appreciate it if someone took the time to draw it.


This is another older one that I felt was quite funny...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[kontako]

Here's a scribble I did for the first one:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I couldn't do the second one since I kept accidentally drawing a praying mantis instead of a grasshopper, also I can't draw a praying mantis.