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[Mrmac23]

My friend was playing DF for the first time yesterday and without him realising he was attacked by a Longnose Gar. For some reason, it was invisible, and he had no idea what a longnose was.

We now have a running gag about longnose gars being sentient noses that hover around by breathing making a noise like a bee, and taking over the world by cutting people's noses off to make more of them. SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW THIS.


He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.

Longnose gars are fishes.

We know now, but we've discussed dropping cages filled with them into the HFS and besieging settlements. And it has been hilarious.
Oh, and he killed a honey badger by biting off its front legs then biting the skin off the top of its head, allowing his hammerman (Zylar Bottledemon) to smash its skull in.

[Kicior]

Can someone draw my elf's adventure? I wanted to make a hammerelf, but then I found out there aren't any wooden hammers, so I took one form a lair. Then I wandered in tundra. Fog was so dense that I could see only squares surrounding the elf. Zombie muskoxes surrounded him and one torn his hands. He escaped to train biting and kicking in savanna where he found a lair. He explored it and found... A Kangaroo Demon  The demon was chasing him, then started wrestling elephants. The brave adventurer set surrounding trees on fire but it didn't hurt the demon. The elf started throwing rocks at him. The demon started throwing elephants, then he has thrown the adventurer by his leg. He hit a tree several tiles away and decided to retire.
Sorry for my bad English.
EDIT: I found screen. The elf was thrown by ear, not by leg.
EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.

[RayesKotrora]

EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.

Punchpunch Badbadbowlagepunch Punch?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.

Punchpunch Badbadbowlagepunch Punch?

Fuckin lol'd

[nacnud22]

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told a axe men too follow then was going to kill him but instead he cut my leg off and cut me in  halfhttp://file:///C:/Users/Duncan/Desktop/Untitled.png

[Siquo]

Duncan, you're doing it wrong

Try an image-hosting site such as img.ie, imgur, or photobucket or something.

[quip]

Duncan, you're doing it wrong

Try an image-hosting site such as img.ie, imgur, or photobucket or something.

'Cos we can see your file location but nothing else...

[Rip0k]

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Don't ever try to save people in DF ;p

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

It'd be cool if someone could draw this one:

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You grab The captain by the throat from the side with your right lower arm!
The captain retches.
The Bowmacer bashes The captain in the upper body with his iron bow, but the attack is deflected by The captain's rope reed fiber toga!
You place a chokehold on The captain's throat with Your right lower arm!
You strangle The captain's throat!
The captain passes out.
The Bowmacer bashes The captain in the head with his iron bow, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Omsos Osdaopi, Maceman has been struck down.

[Andyfuji]

I got quite bored today and decided to give a shot at drawing a dwarf.
This is what I ended up with:

Urist McElfmurder

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[Megaman3321]

What am I looking at?

[iceball3]

What am I looking at?

I think that's an artist depiction of a game of DF, but with a ZALGO tileset.

[Rip0k]

He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.

Scan It and Post It, Please... 

ALSO:

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This is some scary shit..

[ShoesandHats]

This happened a while ago, and it wasn't in adventure mode. Even so, could someone draw this for me? (Shook, if possible. That would be awesome.)

A random metalsmith was minding his own business, probably making some iron low boots, when the unarmed bee-keeper captain of the guard walked by and punched him in the face, shattering the skull and jamming the brain. No one seemed to mind, though.