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[Akroma]

I recently chatted with a friend about his toothache. At some point, he said some stuff about medieval times, and how people thought that worms and snakes would inhabit sick teeth.


After some thinking, I have come to the conclusion that this would be an AWESOME superpower.

Imagine it, fighting crime with snakes that shoot out of your teeth.
You'd be some sort of dental medusa



post your ideas

[Yanlin]

I thought you were referring to superpowers as in super countries like USA and the former USSR.

[Duke 2.0]

 Cold-War-USA-Man!

 But really, the ability to smack somebody really, really hard from anywhere.
 "Alright, I shall grant you your bailout re-OW!"

[Aqizzar]

Trying to think of stuff that's funny without being simple.

Mind control over traffic signals?  Too obvious.

Ability to slap the temporality out of people who say "these days"?  Too limited.

Time control over devices with planned obsolescence?  Too trite.

Man, I am dumb.  I'll need to sleep on it.

[Duke 2.0]

 At least you have an excuse. I just woke up.

[Yanlin]

The ability to invent new superpowers.

[Duke 2.0]

 The ability to think at the level of somebody deep in study, despite ones own lack of sleep, food, etc.

[Ultimuh]

The ability to sleep for only one second, feeling all awake and full of energy the next second!

[Aqizzar]

The ability to invent new superpowers.

The ability to think of ideas headliner comedy shows haven't beaten years ago.

[Muz]

The ability to do things while sleeping.
Or not sleep at all.

[Nilocy]

I have super villians, a gang of them acctually.

The story basically goes:
Fireman.
He was a Fireman in his previous life, until one day he entered a haunted house (that was on fire) with fire spirits that were basically going to kill him. So they did, and he came back as Fire-man, the one thing he swore to protect against.
Crimeman.
He was a Policeman in his previous life, until one day he entered a haunted house (that had crime in it) with crime spirits that were  basically going to kill him. So they did, and he came back as Crime-man, the one thing he swore to protect against.
Hurtman.
He was a Ambulanceman in his previous life, until one day he entered a haunted house (that had alot of injured people in it) with pain spirits that were basically going to kill him. So they did, and he came back as Hurt-man, the one thing he swore to protect against.
Landman.
He was a Coastgaurd in his previous life, until one day he entered a haunted house(?) (that had Land (?) in it) with Land(?) spirits that were  basically going to kill him. So they did, and he came back as Land-man, the one thing he swore to protect against.

This is the 4 Men of... something that are basically the stupidest villians ever.

[chaoticag]

The ability to get on an airplane by only going through a metal detector.

The ability to out max credit cards.

The ability to detect future stock market trends.

The ability to cure cancer.

Being able to pull feral weasels out of your pants.

The ability to invent new superpowers.

The ability to divide by zero.

[Muz]

The ability to divide by zero is essentially letting you change matter.

What is 150?

150*0/0 = 0/0 = 1

Thus, your IQ is now 1. The number of electrons around your ring is also 1. BWAHAHAHA!

Divide by zero lets you use magic.

[Yanlin]

Actually, X/0 = infinity.

[Antioch]

0/0 has been defined as undefined

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