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varkarrus

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A dwarven joke
« on: April 29, 2009, 11:11:09 am »
This joke has been passed down by dwarven bards for ages.

A kobold, a goblin, and an orc walk into a hotel with their new girlfriends. They each spent the night.

The morning later, their girlfriend's talked to each other.

The kobold's girlfriend said she was unhappy, as her boyfriend stole her love, and fleed quickly when she found out.

The goblin's girlfriend was tramatized, saying that her boyfriend ambushed her in the night. Curse him.

The orc's girlfreind was very happy, claiming her boyfriend seiged nice and early, and it was long and hard.
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 11:59:14 am »
... No orcs in Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 12:09:27 pm »
The Orc Mod is the most popular mod currently available for DF.

Which makes this an advertisement. Thus, /shoo
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 12:14:06 pm »
That's moderately funny.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 12:23:03 pm »
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That's pretty damn good.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 12:52:29 pm »
That joke's lover would have complained that he fell limp.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 01:23:11 pm »
You want a dwarven joke? Elves.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 06:30:43 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on April 29, 2009, 01:23:11 pm
You want a dwarven joke? Elves.
Now THAT's a joke.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 06:31:13 pm »
I thought it was funny~
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 06:42:38 pm »
Quote from: Volfram on April 29, 2009, 06:30:43 pm
Quote from: Yanlin on April 29, 2009, 01:23:11 pm
You want a dwarven joke? Elves.
Now THAT's a joke.
I'm so laughing right now i-can-bare-tipye!

Meanwhile, Varkarrus looks on grimly, realizing that he cannot share this joke with his friends.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 07:23:52 pm »
A dwarf walks out of a bar.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 07:36:14 pm »
A dwarf, a human, and an elf walk into a bar. It's kinda weird, as the dwarf would have walked underneath, and the elf would have ducked after the human hit it.

Alternatively:

The dwarf attacks the elf, the elf kills and eats the dwarf, and the human sends a trade liason.
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 07:36:35 pm »
Quote from: Asehujiko on April 29, 2009, 12:09:27 pm
The Orc Mod is the most popular mod currently available for DF.

Which makes this an advertisement. Thus, /shoo

I doubt the Orc mod is the most popular...

But I don't have any real info to back it up.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 07:41:05 pm »
A dwarf walks into a bar, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another...

*10 minutes later*

...then another, then another, then one pulled the lever and they all died.
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Re: A dwarven joke
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 08:09:28 pm »
Quote from: varkarrus on April 29, 2009, 11:11:09 am
This joke has been passed down by dwarven bards for ages.

A kobold, a goblin, and an orc walk into a hotel with their new girlfriends. They each spent the night.

The morning later, their girlfriend's talked to each other.

The kobold's girlfriend said she was unhappy, as her boyfriend stole her love, and fleed quickly when she found out.

The goblin's girlfriend was tramatized, saying that her boyfriend ambushed her in the night. Curse him.

The orc's girlfreind was very happy, claiming her boyfriend seiged nice and early, and it was long and hard.

Kobolds can not speak as they have the [UTTERANCES] tag, therefore the joke is both untrue and unfunny. :P
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