Ha! I bet you thought this was gonna be all action but it's
NOT! I've blindsided you with political intrigue! WHAT NOW?
The mountainhomesThe dwarf looked up and down the busy, cat filled corridor, before scuttling through a locked door down a side passage. He came to an intersection and went left, came to another and went right. This continued for some minutes, designed to baffle any would be pursuers. Eventually he reached a door. He walked up to it and felt the pressure plate move under him. He could feel himself being scrutinized by the person on the other side of the door. He heard a clicking noise.
“Come on in”
(They're old shafts from the beginning of the mountainhome, for ore. The ore was actually on the other side of the mountain. EMBARRASSING)He walked through the now open door, passed the dwarf sitting on the chair, wielding a crossbow and smoking on a pipe. He nodded to him and opened the trap door at the far end of the small room. Opening it, he descended down the staircase into a poorly lit room. In the centre, there was the vague outline of the table. Around the table, he could sense rather than see the figures in positions around the table. One spoke.
“You’re late.”
“There was a pileup in the corridor. Several dozen cats.” He replied. He was rather scared of the figures.
“Very well. You have a report?” Damn this dwarf! He managed to stammer out a reply.
“I managed to intercept a written message from the spymaster. I made a copy.” And it was an important message too.
“You made a copy? Why not take the original?” asked one, already aware of the answer, the dwarf was sure.
“Sir, it was of great importance to the military. Removing this message would kill many dwarves needlessly.” And he knew, the dwarf knew he knew.
“Well” one said “show me.” The dwarf handed him the message. There was a few seconds as the figure looked it over, though how he could read in this lighting the dwarf had no idea. After a minute, there was movement.
“This is worrying. You may not be aware, but two companies departed yesterday. There is no way to get this information to them on time. But well done. You may go. Collect your payment on the way out.” The dwarf nodded, pleased to be gone, and bowed his way out of the room. He didn’t know why, it just seemed the most appropriate thing to do. Once he was gone, the figures looked up at each other.
One said “That is bad. Dwarves are going to die.”
One said “Yes, but it
is a war. People die. It would have been nice if we could have avoided it, but we cannot.”
One said “Yes. Regardless, we are not here for that. On to more important matters. Are we committed to this goal?”
All mumbled agreement. Some projected an air of unease but all seemed ready. It was time.
One said “brothers, the king is a fool. He is unable and unwilling to deal with this war, preferring to force the task on others. He is dictatorial and oppressive, taking from the working class without restraint. Was it not better when we worked together? For the betterment of our race? Is that not what
dwarves do? Why then does this king see fit to ‘rule’ us? He must die.”
The others had heard this all before and all agreed. There was only one question.
“How?” one asked “how can we kill him? This is not just some jumped up noble from the south, people will take interest if he murdered. It must look like an accident. The king may abhor food testers but poison would reek of foul play”
One said “We have found a way. Observe” the silhouette tossed a plump helmet mushroom slice into the middle of the table.
One said, scathingly “is he allergic to the stuff then?”
One said “No. But he can still choke on it”
One said, angrily “But that wouldn’t kill him! It would be too easy to prevent, especially with guards!”
One said, coldly “look, then and your questions will be answered.” With that, he spat onto the mushroom. The figures waited for several seconds before one said
“Is that all it-” he was cut off as before his eyes the mushroom expanded rapidly and enormously. Within seconds it was at least fifteen times the size of a bit sized piece.
One said “exactly the amount of time it takes someone to swallow. By the time this is over his windpipe, it will be enormous.”
One said, shocked “that is amazing! But… the mushroom is spongy. Not hard.”
One said “yes! It is big enough to totally cut off his air supply and soft enough that it will not pop out when it grows. It would be akin to choking on a sponge. And it gets better. Watch.” A few seconds later, the mushroom shrunk back to normal size. The silhouettes were impressed. Rarely did magic of this magnitude grace their presence.
One said “it’s foolproof!”
One said “when?”
One said “Tonight.”
The royal dining room (Yes, goblin prisoners. Not, there is no Geneva convention in this particular fantasy world)The king was reading Gaust’s letter aloud to all in the dining room.
“…several already in use, in the field” he finished, looking up at the diners, all of whose faces were drawn and grave.
“How can we combat this?” cried the lone elf at the table, Prince Fern Gladewater, ambassador to the king’s court “Elves have no offensive magic of this magnitude! We cannot combat the power of demons!” He seemed close to panic
“Please, my lord, calm yourself” chided General Cog, who had arrived a few days ago for rest and recuperation, a benefit of commanding the Kings army. He seemed worried as well. “There is nothing dwarven ingenuity can’t overcome. Last week, the alchemists division of the war effort discovered something called ‘black powder’”
“What does it do?” asked the Prince, hopeful
“Smells terrible” replied Cog “however, when lit on fire, it smells rather like pine wood. Amazing”
“Yes” replied the elf tersely “but it doesn’t help us.”
“No” admitted Cog “that it doesn’t.”
The king shook his head and raised a piece of roast plump helmet to his mouth. Several people around the table grinned internally. The king opened his mouth, moved the fo-
“
My lord!” screamed the suddenly frantic elf “
please, do not!” The king had already placed it in his mouth and swallowed. He looked at the elf quizzically before sitting bolt upright and turning bright red. He started to claw at his throat. Before anyone could react, the elf bounded over to the king, placed his hands on his throat and began to chant. After a few seconds, the king began choking and spat out a shrivelled piece of plump helmet. He collapsed onto his plate and passed out as activity exploded around him.