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[Hishan]

Now, this is a story all about how
My fortress got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the King of a fort called Orbsfallen

In the mountainhomes born and raised
In the forges was where I spent most of my days
Hammerin' out smelting' relaxin' all cool
And all drinkin some dwarf ale outside of the school
When a couple of goblins
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little seige and my mom got scared
She said 'You're makin' a new fortress in Orbsfallen'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed up my wagon and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my pick.
I put my helmet on and said, 'I might as well dig it'.

First season, yo this is bad
Drinking dwarven rum out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the dwarves of Orbsfallen are Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine of course
Is Orbsfaller the type of place they send this cool dwarf?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the King of Orbsfallen

Well, the wagon stopped and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a goblin standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get killed
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for an expedition and when it came near
Their axes were fresh and had the look of a killer
If anything I can say these dwarves are rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Orbsfallen!'

I pulled up to the house about 1050 or 1051
And I yelled to the dwarves 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the King of Orbsfallen

[Glacies]

No words can describe this awesome blasphemy.

[Jackrabbit]

The dwarven bel-air only works once. Thank god it was something unforgettable

[Hishan]

The dwarven bel-air only works once. Thank god it was something unforgettable

Has it already been done? I had no idea.

[Jackrabbit]

You just did it.

[Creamcorn]

Over done but genius.

[Tormy]

Hehe, not bad..not bad at all! 

[Heron TSG]

pretty good, but orbsfallen doesn't flow too well.

[Chandrasekhar]

pretty good, but orbsfallen doesn't flow too well.

I think that's half the point.  I found it genuinely amusing, at least.

[Sowelu]

Small but epic.

[jaked122]

this is on the border of awesome and sacrilege

[Saer]

There are no words to describe how awesome this post is.

[Vugor]

Im pretty sure i just looked on youtube just to find the right background music from the show so i could say/sing that right.......atleast 5 times

Nice, very nice.

[Footkerchief]

a woot echoes throughout the mountain halls

[Yanlin]