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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2129963 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9960 on: December 17, 2016, 04:30:36 pm »

Never heard of it, and it wouldn't be too difficult to check. A least my dwarves don't seem to mind minecarts that has killed half a dozen of their number before.

@scourge: That's rather unusual modding, given that pet ducks don't fly in vanilla. 

That said, unpastured pets flock to meeting areas. Easy enough to use one as lure - if they fly, just make it 1 high.

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« Reply #9961 on: December 17, 2016, 05:48:25 pm »

This Butterfree was in fact, not going anywhere near the meeting zone, it was sitting in trees and right next to land and when I cut down the tree or built towards it it would go somewhere else every time

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9962 on: December 17, 2016, 11:05:38 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9963 on: December 18, 2016, 07:54:54 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9964 on: December 19, 2016, 05:59:33 am »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9965 on: December 19, 2016, 06:39:28 am »

You probably have your settings changed to display more comments per page.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9966 on: December 20, 2016, 09:46:10 pm »

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9967 on: December 20, 2016, 11:17:16 pm »

I just noticed the well-minced dwarven beer.

So I almost missed the traders. Apparently you can't leave your burrow. So I gave the broker and mayor their own special bonus burrows.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9968 on: December 21, 2016, 03:15:22 pm »

So, I forgot to pasture a stray cow, so it starved in the main hall. Too far from the hastily-placed butcher's workshop to butcher, so I ordered it dumped next to the workshop.

I forgot that I placed the dump zone not just next to the workshop, but also next to a pool of water. Good news is it'll be decomposing into beef stew next to the butcher's workshop, instead of rotting in the main hall.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9969 on: December 21, 2016, 10:04:25 pm »

You wouldn't have been able to butcher it anyway, unless your butcher's shop dump zone is for reanimating dead tame animals.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9970 on: December 21, 2016, 10:25:44 pm »

What? Madness? The idea was dump it in reach of the workshop then unforbid it. It wasn't a pet, but a stray. >.o
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9971 on: December 22, 2016, 04:28:35 am »

AFAIK butchers won't butcher any domesticated animal corpses (no matter cause of death). Only way you can butcher one is if it's alive and brought to the workshop.

Reanimated animals aren't domestic so you can remurder them and butcher the corpse IIRC.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9972 on: December 22, 2016, 12:37:35 pm »

My military leader throws his sword down an tries to strangle a DRAGON!!!  :'( :'(
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #9973 on: December 22, 2016, 01:00:54 pm »

AFAIK butchers won't butcher any domesticated animal corpses (no matter cause of death). Only way you can butcher one is if it's alive and brought to the workshop.

Mierda. D:

Meanwhile, I done derped. I set it so that the settlement would start with an expedition leader, who would upgrade to a lord once the settlement hit 20 citizens and became a hamlet.

However, I set the lord to not be elected because duh, and not be appointed because the only position that makes sense for that is the law-giver, and civ-level appointing doesn't work that well. So the position would never appear until I deleted the expedition leader.

Then again, even tiny hamlets with no mead hall tend to have a lord/lady, so if I retain this change in the future it'll be better flavor AND add to the early-game challenge by having a whiny noble right off the bat.

I might tone down the room requirements though. At a bare minimum I can see needing a series of baron-quality tombs if lords keep dying will get annoying fast.
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« Reply #9974 on: December 22, 2016, 01:07:29 pm »

One time I embarked and I thought I had a really good start and then I realized I didn't load up any farmers.
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