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[Floirt]

>Sleep on bed. Wait for shit to happen.

[Squeegy]

>roll die to see if the cop is close enough to the bars to get key then have a pillow fight with self

You roll a 4. This has no effect on anything at all. You smack yourself with the pillow.

> Pick lock with d20

You smash the d20 into the lock. It shatters.

>Sleep on bed. Wait for shit to happen.

You sit on the bed. It collapses under your wait! Er, weight.

Tunnel
This is a crumbly dirt tunnel. It appears to be 6' high. There is a pistol magazine here. There is a pistol here. You are standing here. There is splintered wood under you. There is a hole in the ceiling that shines light into the tunnel.

[Floirt]

>Load pistol with magazine; Shoot own head

[woose1]

>Pick up gun, load magazine, and look through hole.

[WorkerDrone]

>Roll to Dodge

[Squeegy]

>Load pistol with magazine; Shoot own head

>Pick up gun, load magazine, and look through hole.

[Pandarsenic]

Paper cut wrists with predictable gag pistol magazine.

[Squeegy]

You start to cut your wrists with your predictable gag, but then the ground starts to rumble!

[woose1]

Smash bare hands against splinters to attract attention.
I'm dead serious.

[Pandarsenic]

> Continue slitting wrists until wrists are slit.

[Squeegy]

Man, this magazine is cool!

[woose1]

Good thinking, Pandar! The game ends when we manage to kill ourselves!
>Stop thinking about pistols.
>Smash hands into splinters.

[Floirt]

>Bash walls to cause cave-in.

[woose1]

>Bash walls with head to cause cave-in.

[Squeegy]

>Smash hands into splinters.

But your hands aren't wooden!

>Bash walls to cause cave-in.

But your hands aren't strong!

While you dick around, a hand reaches down from above and grabs you.