I just got it! THE CARD! Remember the card that the vulture in disguise gave us? The GleeJoy card with the number on it?
Call that number, sofia, dial it right now and tell them whats happening right now.
Zako gets a cookie
*Ring Ring*
:"Thank you for calling GleeJoy Industries! This call may be monitored for quality purposes. How can we make your day happier?
:"TECH SUPPORT! TECH SUPPORT!"
:"Do you wish to speak to a friendly representative?"
:"I'm about to DIE!"
:"Death is a natural part of your life cycle. Stay calm and think happy thoughts
You will be refunded after your departure if existence has not been up to our high standards*
preexisting conditions may apply"
:"
AN ANGEL IS TRYING TO KILL ME!"
:"..."
:"Please hold..." *click!*
:<
"Damn, batteries are dead! I'm fucked!">
meanwhile...
soon..
back on the ground...
:"No...nonononononoNO! I was so close...I...I've failed everyone.
Was it even possible in the first place?"
:"What are you talking about? Why have you been trying to kill me?!"
:"All I wanted to do was end
recursion, stop the pain, the endless repetition!"
If I didn't survive the Greylands, this whole mess would have collapsed in on itself! We wouldn't have had to relieve the betrayal again! We could have had
peace...
I...I suppose that we shall forever remain the Lady Prey."
:" Ah!
Void, nothing left!
And no where else to go.
I have seen the world you have constructed,
and it pains me to my core.
I cannot understand it - I will not.
There is no reason or logic,
nothing concrete, exact, or meaningful to me.
You live amongst the vultures, draped in gaudy colours,
I am repulsed by the facade you so excel in.
You are too fascinated, and too proficient at the act,
that it makes me fear for your sincerety.
Oh! How can I love that which is Sophia,
when her very soul is alien to me?
It is not that I despise it, or loathe
the strange interested that have captivated you.
I am unable to comprehend, and so I reject!
I distrust this place which you have
so forged out of madness.
The night descends in what was once a place for me.
Ridiculous motifs and symbols wrack an overtaxed mind,
strangled by stagnation and introspection.
I ask the why until the why is being asked
for the reasons why, and it is all based
on void, nothing!
The denizens of my star-strewn ruins clutch
at telescopes, and other machines of thought, watching
you, scrutinizing your mind. They do not understand,
and I do not understand."
Purge... Purge... Purge...We're sorry! Your world has performed (9999) illegal operations and will be shut down {Limited to, but not excluding: Administrator permaban [error code 0666]; World Burning [Error code 0179]; Dancing [Error: Error code not found [Error code 001]]}
We apologize for the inconvenience. Have a nice day!
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Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11) (Read 100675 times)