Round 39
I wash myself in the river. 
2. You wash yourself in the river. Hurray.
Flee towards the town and attempt to search the blacksmith for weapons and armour. Ask party members to distract Binky temporarily/destroy him utterly, y'know, whichever's easier.
2. You flee towards the town, but you trip! You quickly get up but you've used up your turn.
Use TK to impale Elf 2 with his own sword.
6-1=5! You use your incredible powers to wrench Elf 2's sword from his hand and stab at him fiercely! 1. He is stunned by your power and stands dumbly in place as he is run through. Elf 2 is dead! You gain 2 xp!
Fry the elves with a lightning bolt shaped like the middle finger.
2+1=3. You summon forth lightning from the heavens and fry the corpse with a bolt shaped like a middle finger! You giggle to yourself in a puerile manner.
Ill distract [Binky] and when i got his attention ill Spurt water in his eyes with my fake flower,
6. You waggle your fingers at him and stick out your tongue! Binky looks at you, and you squirt him in the eyes with your flower, eroding his stone eyes a little! Good job you distracted him, eh?
Oh god, he's got red eyes and he's going to smash you
Search for the mayoral sash and the other insignias. Equip them.
AUTO-SUCCESS: You grab the mayor's rotting corpse, rip it to pieces, and take the mayoral sash. You wear it with pride!
4. You grab some cans of gravy and peas and things, but you accidentally let them fall down a grate! Drat! Well, at least you found this cool piece of amber with a fly in it.
I look for my allies that are fighting elves. If I find them, I distract the elves with illusionary images of innocent saplings in danger by something other then the party.
None of your allies are fighting elves! You look around suspiciously. Nobody is near or looking at you. You discreetly pick your nose. Ahhhhhhhh.
I'll... Magnetize [Binky]. Yes. That will help.
2. You magnetize him with all your might! Nothing appears to happen. Perhaps because he's made out of stone.
Consult with Link on where to go next.
4. You are shocked to see a gigantic raging boat fall onto the ground! He can talk, holy smokes! He tells you that you must find the Triforce of Courage. Then he disappears before you can ask him where it is.
EVENTS:
Two passing guards see the blood and the zombie guard, and attack El Matador!
El Matador and his guard are too quick for them, and they get in the first hit.
4+1=5. El Matador swings his deadly blade at Guard 1, getting 2 xp! 4. The guard dodges out of the way!
4. The zombie guard clumsily swings at Guard 1, but misses.
3. One of the guards leaps at El Matador, but El Matador gracefully levitates out of the way.
5. The second guard swings his sword down in a crushing arc! 4+1=5. El Matador dodges with amazing alacrity.
5+1=6-1=5. El Matador charges Guard 1 with a wicked stab and gains 2 xp. 6. The guard dodges, but trips and loses a turn!
5. The zombie guard slashes at Guard 1! Guard 1 rolls out of the way, but conks his head on a stone and loses another turn.
Guard 1 wakes up.
1. Guard 2 tries to attack, but only ends up slicing himself in the foot! He is now bleeding and lightly wounded.
3. Guard 2's wounds stay the same.
2+1=3. El Matador swings at Guard 1, but misses.
2. Zombie Guard takes his turn but also misses.
Guard 1 gets up.
4. Guard 2 charges at El Matador, but El Matador easily moves out of the way.
2. Guard 2's wounds stay the same.
1. El Matador tries to attack, but only drops his sword.
3. ZG swings and misses.
2. Guard 1, recovered, swings but misses entirely.
3. Guard 2 tries to stab El Matador, but misses.
3. Guard 2's wounds stay the same.
El Matador picks up his sword.
1. Zombie Guard swings but trips and falls.
5. Guard 1 swings at El Matador with a devastating attack! 6+1-1=5. El Matador utilizes his incredible agility and vanishes before the blow.
5. Guard 2 follows up with a powerful stab! 4+1=5. El Matador leaps over the blade with finesse.
1. Guard 2's wound bleeds moderately! He is now wounded.
Binky is too stunned by the water to attack.
Poll
12 (80%)
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