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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2009, 08:17:19 pm »
Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Quote from: Atlas on April 05, 2009, 11:33:14 pm
I bet dismembered limbs will not be replaceable by doctors.

Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Sigg'd for great lulz.
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Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 05:20:32 pm »
when I read this post I couldn't stop laughing
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 05:03:20 pm »
Quote from: Creamcorn on April 06, 2009, 06:09:38 pm
You guys are all sick, wonder how stuck ins are now going to be handled or atleast in the future.
If it's a through and through, they'll undergo mental conditioning that makes them fight their natural urges and want to run up and hug the treehuggers.

...but they should have used lubricant in the first place. Sticking it in without lubricant would be rather painful.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 05:06:30 pm »
Now why did you have to bring that up?
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 05:35:30 pm »
Quote from: pushy on April 21, 2009, 05:03:20 pm
Quote from: Creamcorn on April 06, 2009, 06:09:38 pm
You guys are all sick, wonder how stuck ins are now going to be handled or atleast in the future.
If it's a through and through, they'll undergo mental conditioning that makes them fight their natural urges and want to run up and hug the treehuggers.

...but they should have used lubricant in the first place. Sticking it in without lubricant would be rather painful.

This is why I love this community.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 05:41:32 pm »
Quote from: Emperor Iones on April 06, 2009, 05:26:26 pm
This is a Adamantine Dwarven Mechanical Arm. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of blue diamond and is decorated with hanging rings of elf bone, goblin bone, human bone, and carp bone. On it is an engraving of Firefire Killslaughter the Demon and Urist McChampion in demon bone. Firefire is in a fetal position. Urist is laughing.
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Dorf replacement limbs would be awesome.

Hopefully, Toady'll get to this sooner rather than later:

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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 05:54:27 pm »
Doctors in the next version? Sweet!

Finally, a useful hospital  :o
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 06:09:00 pm »
"Ingol Unge'gbokbon has Seized the Prosthetic Shop!!"

Followed soon by...


"Ingol Unge'gbokbon has created Migrurled "Ocean Racks" an Adamantine Peg Leg!"

Later you see an amputee veteran of the Goblin invasion tearing around the fort on his masterful new leg.

Yes... this needs to happen.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 06:14:48 pm »
Quote from: Atlas on April 06, 2009, 08:17:19 pm
Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Quote from: Atlas on April 05, 2009, 11:33:14 pm
I bet dismembered limbs will not be replaceable by doctors.

Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Sigg'd for great lulz.

Knowing Armok's fates, later that season you would get "Urist Austin has enetered a fey mood!", and he would seize a craftdwarf's workshop and start demanding Star Rubies.

Oh.. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 07:36:10 pm »
Quote from: jryan on April 21, 2009, 06:14:48 pm
Quote from: Atlas on April 06, 2009, 08:17:19 pm
Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Quote from: Atlas on April 05, 2009, 11:33:14 pm
I bet dismembered limbs will not be replaceable by doctors.

Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Sigg'd for great lulz.

Knowing Armok's fates, later that season you would get "Urist Austin has enetered a fey mood!", and he would seize a craftdwarf's workshop and start demanding Star Rubies.

Oh.. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

That's ridiculous, we all know he would demand glass on a map without sand.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 07:40:59 pm »
 Oh, I have my plans for the next version.

 Actually, it really depends on how much of the new code has already been released. Who has the link to the new creature code?
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 08:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on April 21, 2009, 07:40:59 pm
Oh, I have my plans for the next version.

 Actually, it really depends on how much of the new code has already been released. Who has the link to the new creature code?

Whadduya mean by "new creature code"? Assuming you mean raws, the latest thing I know of is this.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2009, 01:41:44 am »
I have an unconscious dwarf who is missing the entire bottom half of his body (hips and below) and has a mangled throat.

Heal that.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 06:14:41 am »
Quote from: crimsonbinome22 on April 22, 2009, 01:41:44 am
I have an unconscious dwarf who is missing the entire bottom half of his body (hips and below) and has a mangled throat.

Heal that.
i believe either of those conditions is lethal.
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Re: Who else can't wait to maul their dwarves?
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 07:15:13 am »
Quote from: crimsonbinome22 on April 22, 2009, 01:41:44 am
I have an unconscious dwarf who is missing the entire bottom half of his body (hips and below) and has a mangled throat.

Heal that.

Screenshots, please. That is not possible without him dying instantly.
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