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LordChess

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Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:27:25 am »
This horse has done things in its life to make it worthy of its own film. Not only did it kill a Hydra, it is its OWN mother.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5324/paintblowthehorse.jpg
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 09:56:11 am »
Paaaaaaaintbllloooooowwwwwwww, the Wonnnnderrrrrr Horrrrrrsse!

That horse is awesome. The horse messiah. But, died falling (probably dodging) into a chasm? That's pretty lame.

BUT STILL HER LEGEND LIVES ON.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 09:59:35 am »
 Time travel paradoxes: They drop you in chasms.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 10:04:00 am »
Yeah she dodged off while trying to protect the Dwarves from some trogs and batmen.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 10:30:14 am »
I'm just going to go ahead and point out the date, and note that making fake bug reports is a terrible idea.

So, is this faked or not?
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 11:26:12 am »
Quote from: Derakon on April 01, 2009, 10:30:14 am
I'm just going to go ahead and point out the date, and note that making fake bug reports is a terrible idea.

So, is this faked or not?

Why the hell would I fake this? Go away, moron.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 11:35:23 am »
That was a valid question from Derakon.  And the answer, LordChess, is "it's april fools' day, and we've seen worse".  So leave the insults at home please?
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:43:16 am »
Sorry, I hadn't realized the date. I'm on a weird schedule right now.

In any case, this would make for a terrible April Fool's joke...
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 05:55:55 pm »
So this really wasn't made up, guys.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 06:03:58 pm »
 You have the save? Then Toady could do something with it.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 06:10:11 pm »
Surprisingly, yes. After digging through my save backup folder I found it. Where should I upload it?
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 07:05:08 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 08:53:57 pm »
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 01:58:43 am »
If this is true, than ... wow ...

Just that title - Paintblow the Identity. She gives birth to herself, before first birthday kills hydra and than jumps in chasm.
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Re: Coolest Bug Ever, horse is own mother
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2009, 02:54:02 am »
You idiots. You don't understand that the chasm is actually a gateway to the past which makes you change your gender in the progress? The horse went back in time(considered dead in the present), met herself and did herself and gave birth to herself. Then herself killed the hydra herself and the the offspring herself jumped into the chasm HERSELF.
Yes, it's that clear.
Paintblow was only 1 year old upon travelling to the past.
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