Turn granted.
Turn 3!i'll take the bag of mines. if i get it, it will be big fun, since everybody is behind me.
my henchdwarf will throw mugs to anybody who comes nearby.
and, of course, aggressive driving.
You lean over and effortlessly snatch the bag of mines as you pass by it,examining them you discover they are not your typical land-mines,but rather they are magnetic mines that can increase their density and weight once they attach to a target,they are however very light in their dormant form and could easily be thrown like a frisbee.
While you analyze the mines your henchdwarf grabs some mugs,but rather than chuck them at aqizzar(which is the only one you could hit),he instead fills one up with your on-board ale stash and drinks away.
a5,have a bag-o-mines!
Mugs?(target aqizzar)=1-1=screw that...
c3+3=6
s3+2=5
I'll just try to get back in the race. Full speed ahead! Aggressive driving,please.
Oh, and if I get a chance, weep over henchdwarf beta's noble sacrifice...
For some reason,you can't stop yourself from crying,infact to Alpha and Prime's discomfort you cry like a baby,but more importantly you lose control and dig yourself into a ditch.
Upon inspection of the vehicle,you discover your rigging chains are fubar'd.
a6,waaaah,waaaah,cry like a baby.(ok +2 speed
)
c1+1=2,off course
Crash?=1,:(
Damage?=3,lost rigging chains(no longer snow immune)
sX
Right, time for drastic action. I stop my vehicle and start disassembling it.
Boksi has begun a mysterious construction!
aX,will roll success or failure next turn
cX
sX
I give dwarmin a dozen free spikes. He doesn't want them? Oh no, I INSIST.
(Ram 'im)
You perform a ram on Dwarmin,but to your dismay,his pathetic wooden armor staves off the attack.
a4+2=6,extra +1 to ram damage
Dwarmin armor?=6-2=4,incredible!
c4-1=3,still on course
s5+2=6,progress two?=6(yes!)
Some boars jump out and attack NUKE!
Despite being ridden with spikes,your boars assault the 'GOT SPIKES',but both parties appear to receive no damage from the encounter.
a5
NUKE armor?=5
c6+2=6
s6+2=6,progress two?=4(yes!)
I drive away as fast as I can, and try to do something so that my vehicle can drive faster
by whipping the boars?
You whip your boars good,and they propel the Goblin Chariot forth.
a6,+2 speed this turn
c5+3=6
s1+3=4
Aggressive driving (I mean I rolled all 1s so far on cornering, so what do I have to lose lol)
RAM Nukes racer (DERP)
Send my gunner to steal a few of Nukes chariot cats to fuel my furnace when we ram each other lol
Break out my Dwarven cheese in preparation for +cat tallow biscuits+ for me and my gunner
You attempt to ram NUKE's spike ridden vehicle with all your fury,however,despite your suicidal antics neither vehicle is damaged.
Mofo tries to swipe a cat from NUKE,but all he gets is radiation poisoning.
he might be sterilea1,Oh my,rams NUKE's racer in a way that only gives you the forced damage roll
Owch SPIKES!=5,your wood holds out.
Kittie nab?=2,Mofo gets radiation sickness from the cats,lost crewed weapon bonus
c3-1=2,off course
Crash?=5,yer fine
s2+3=5
Lacking anything else to do, I'll just drive aggressively and keep going. If anyone manages to pass me, I'll hook 'em.
It appears you can strike andrea from here,so you attempt to do so,unfortunately everyone on board the Lagwagon fails to notice Cog's leg being tied up in the rope.
To your utter horror you toss the grapple only to see Cog get jerked into the air!
He is now dead on the sandy race course.You didn't even manage to hit the target with the hook.(do remember,you have a infinite supply of the weapon until the end of the race)
a1,tries to throw a line,but misses,Cog gets launched out of the vehicle(DEAD).
c5+1=6
s6+2=6,progress two?=1(hell naw)
Background:1,between squares 5 and 6 is a menacing sand drift(-2 cornering when crossing it)
Map:
S _ _ _ _ _≈_ _ _ _
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
250dbBag of minessand driftStatuses:-webadict
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 3
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3 burning/heat
Cash:0db
-NUKE9.13
Driving:Normal
Position:Square 3
Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-cats-
Armor add on:
-Spikes-
Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage
Damage:-1 cornering
Bonuses:+1 speed this race
Current stats:+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage,+1 speed this race
Cash:150db
-andrea
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 5
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
-gripping mesh-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
Bag of mines,3 uses left
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-
Stats:[snow immune]+4 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all
Cash:0db
-Boksi
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Start
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
None
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-Ballista-
Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed
Damage:No Armor,-3 speed
Current stats:+1 to cornering,-1 to speed
Cash:0db
-Frelock
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime),Beta is dead
Stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Current stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2 to speed
Cash:0db
-Aqizzar
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 4
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)(dead)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-
Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
Damage:1 dead Cog
Current stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1 Speed
-1 sabotage
Cash:0db
-Dwarmin
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 1
Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-1 Gunner(Mofo)(radiation sickness,no crewed weapon bonus)-
Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Cash:0db
-Rooster
Driving:Cautious
Position:Square 1
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-
Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Carrying 250db!
Cash:250db
I have made a realization,due to the way rolls are done,those that pass over road hazards when moving two squares(and passing over it on the second move) will be unaffected by the hazard.This is due to the way I make my rolls.
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