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[Mephisto]

Dwarven beards can gain a form of buoyancy based on the amount of water that passes through it, collecting particles of air and whatnot.

What's next? Beards usable as a third arm, ala a D&D spell I read about but can't recall at the moment?

On second thought, I must do this.
Mephisto withdraws from society!

[GenericOverusedName]

It was stated in the Wiki that dwarves catch fish with their beards, so I don't see why this is such a strange leap.

[ArkDelgato]

A nicely woven beard makes a fine net.

[Zorgn]

You hit the fish, the head is smashed into the body, the upper body collapses and the lower body explodes...

You hit the fish so hard it's head came out it's ass? You turned a fish inside-out with an axe. BADASS.

[HonkyPunch]

i made salamanders, who are bad-ass wrestlers because if they hold onto someone long enough, they will burn. And if they rip any clothes more flammable than bone off, they burst into flames, along with most limbs (which can then be used as flaming projectiles)
I threw a wing back at the harpy it came from, which made it burst into flames and knocked it off a ledge into a lake filled with angry pike/lampreys who proceeded to shred,disembowel, and generally destroy her.
She vomitted a lot.
A LOT.
I feel special : D

[Strife26]

I take offense to the thread tittle.
"There is no such  thing as overkill . . ."

Besides, the pike deserved it.

[NooklearToaster]

"There is no such  thing as overkill . . ."

"...only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'"

[Flaede]

"There is no such  thing as overkill . . ."

"...only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'"

I am so looking forward to the ability to add in corbosilicate amorphs. Think the raws will work for it next update?

[Duke 2.0]

 I do not look forward to being eaten by a pile of sentient poop with enough firepower to make North Korea blush and eyes.

 The eyes disturb me the most about being eaten by a pile of sentient poop.

[Demonic Gophers]

The eyes disturb me the most about being eaten by a pile of sentient poop.

That seems a bit odd.  I'd expect it to be the getting fatally digested that would disturb you the most.

[Flaede]

The eyes disturb me the most about being eaten by a pile of sentient poop.

That seems a bit odd.  I'd expect it to be the getting fatally digested that would disturb you the most.

It keeps it's spare eyes inside, so it can watch you being digested.

[Yaddy1]

No wait wait wait. That last post. Just...Just..

How do you people get this stuff?

4-Chan.