Sorry I updated a bit late today, you know with New Years and being tired and all.
Oh hey SHAD0Wdump you made it just in time, looks like everyones here today!(well just about)
So you dont want me to change anything Strife? Alright...
Round 5:
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Strife26:(heads) You eventualy crawl out of the well, tired and depressed. You decide to talk to Boksi about your problems, and to you is revealed much about the meaning of life. You decide to build on his ideas through meditation...
Cheeetar:(tails) You are angred by Pandarsenic's insolence to your rule, go outside, get the chess board, and run at him to smash his fugly robot face! But unfortunatly are flung back by a pyschic force! You smash right back into the side of the fortress!
SHAD0Wdump:(tails) You crawl around and look for organs! Your vision blured from the pain of your injurys you grab one of Squeegys smart grenades thinking it is a vital organ and thinking the pin is some sort of evil worm tear it off and throw it away!
dodge result:(tails) You snuggle the grenade thinking its a pile of vital organs that could save you, unfortunatly you were dead wrong, and the grenade explodes right in your face! Your whole upper body is engulfed in the explosion! Im pretty sure your dead.
Squeegys dodge:(heads) being so close to the malfunctioning grenade obviously puts you in great risk, you were able to feel SHAD0Wdumps poor attempt at stealing it and high tailed it out of there before it went off.
Boksi:(heads) You realise that the black hole growing at this rate will certainly engulf the whole planet in a matter of hours! You do some math and quickly build a de-polarization machine out of robot scraps! You activate it on the black hole! The machine is destroyed halfway through the process of removing the hole and causes it to suddenly glow a multitude of colors! Suddenly various objects fly out of the hole!
Boksi dodge:(tails) You are smashed by a sofa that flys out of the white hole! It slams you RIGHT IN THE FACE! Your head is completely destroyed by the force of the object! You grasp at the spot your head was and then fall down dead as a door knob.
Fenrir:(tails) You activate your onboard medical equipment, unfortunatly your exoskeleton being as damaged as it is seems to have some trouble identifing what it is streaming into your body! You feel horribly sick!
Pandarsenic:(tails) You turn to Cheeetar the now barely conscience human and begin to take control of his mind, but then all of a sudden... You are pelted by garbage! Cheeetars junk attacks!
dodge result:(tails) You turn around to see a giant beast made of junked robot parts! Before you are even able to react it whacks you in the side with its giant arm! Half of your robot body is blown off!
Squeegy:(tails) You walk over to a robot that seems to have been fryed in the emp wave, you pull out your repair supplies to start working on it. Wait a second! This isent a robot at all! The mad man in the robot suit swings at you with his chainsaw!
dodge result:(heads) You quickly dodge the mad man and drop a grenage at his feet! He seems so intrested in cutting you to peices he doesnt even notice it! It explodes turning the madman into human confetti!
Squeegys dodge:(heads) You luckily are able to evade the explosion completely by jumping behind a rock just in time! You seem to have learned alot about evading explosions recently...
Flintus10:(heads) You fiddle with the grenade and manage to find a very easy way to fix the effects of emp damage on robotic parts! You quickly run over to the intercom and announce your discovery.
n9103:(tails) After Flintus10 is done using the intercom you activate you inter-planetary communication systems on it. You type in earths coordinates and begin to speak into the mike. "The siege is over! The robots have been wiped clear off the face of mars! Victory is ours!" The only responce you get is a strange purfling noise...
SombreChapaeu:(away) SombreChapaeu gets dressed and just sits around cleaning his chainsaw through the course of his turn.
stats:
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health: injured, broken left leg, CURSED
inventory: cursed light armor, cursed blinking bag of holding with cursed explosives inside, cursed broken chainsaw
skills: +2 explosive skills, +1 unarmed combat, +3 logic
location: the fort
health: injured, back injurys, barely awake
inventory: light armor, bullet ridden chess board with a demonic mouth and glaring red eyes
skills: junk master
location: the feild
revived: 1 time
health: untouched
Owner: Cheeetar
inventory: nothing
skills: +10 repair, +6 unarmed combat
location: the feild
revived: 1 time
health: untouched
inventory: light armor
skills: nothing special
location: the fort
revived: 2 times
health: untouched
inventory: light armor
skills: nothing special
location: the fort
revived: 1 time
health: critacal, broken left leg, broken right arm, scraped right leg, scraped left arm, poisioned (will die in next turn if not fixed)
inventory: damaged robotic exoskeleton
skills: +2 repair, +6 logic
location: the strange room
health: heavy damage, robotic, charged (78%), right side missing
inventory: none
skills: +5 repair, +3 PYSCHIC ORBOT POWARZ, +1 laser beam
location: the feild
health: untouched
inventory: 3 smart grenades
skills: +2 repair, +4 tactics, +6 explosive skills
location: the feild
health: untouched
inventory: 1 smart grenade
skills: +1 tactics, +3 repair, +2 explosives
location: the fort
health: slightly injured, minor brain damage
inventory: destroyed 450 Terawatt EMP pulse Generator
skills: +1 artillery, +1 explosive skills, +1 pyschic
location: the fort
health: untouched, wide awake
inventory: shiny MkII Chainsaw, light armor
skills: +1 cleaning
location: the fort
physics:
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-Characters may directly interact with players
-Grenades cannot be fryed by emp(they can be cooked though
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*NOTE: these can be changed at any time by an action!
geography:
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There is a destroyed terminal in the middle of the room, there is a small metal box in the corner, there is a staircase leading outside. There are some soft leather chairs next to the northmost wall. There is a empty closet here. There is a work bench with smart grenades here. There is a dryed goop all over the walls! There are a few beds here. There are some ashes on the floor. There is a blood stain here. There is an interplanetery intercom on the wall.
It is quiet, for now. There are PILES of robot scraps here. There are the decayed corpses of madman in a squirrel suit clutching a broken chainsaw and a soldiers corpse here, there is a small minefield here. There is well here. There are some few trees here. There is a madmans naked decayed body here, there is a decayed head mounted on a stake here. There is a large white hole in the distance, there are PILES of furnature and clocks in the distance, there is the body of a soldier holding a armored cobra whip in the distance.
There are four doors along the walls here. There is a small flickering light on the ceiling here. Behind door 1 there is a empty room, behind door 2 there is a piano, behind door 3 there is a giant empty flower feild, behind door 4 is the void
graveyard
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These soldiers will be remembered for how they were when they were last alive, rather then the turn they died.
Cheeetars 1st:
health: untouched
inventory: light armor, a chess board smeared in blood
skills: +3 chess skills, +1 unarmed combat
RIP Cheeetars the late earthling chess champion of Mars, killed by a vengeful group of robots.
SHAD0Wdumps 1st:
health: critical, no lower body
inventory: half of a light armor
skills: nothing special
RIP SHAD0Wdump the earthling soldier, killed by a mad man in a squirrel suit.
SHAD0Wdumps 2nd:
health: critical, right arm missing, burns on right side
inventory: damaged light armor
skills: +1 explosives
RIP SHAD0Wdump the earthling soldier, killed by a live smart grenade while hallucinating.
Boksis 1st:
health: injured, extreme headache
inventory: light armor, armored cobra whip
skills: +1 unarmed combat, +3 lashing, +1 logic
RIP Boksi the earthling soldier, decapitated by a sofa traveling at super sonic speeds.
Oh Yeah, and you can directly control your pets and they get a turn of their own if you have any. Lots of critical failures today, not a great way to welcome a new year but oh well.