ImagesI AM AN IDIOT
Masturbates...
Oh hey Kotomine. His voice actor was pretty hilarious today for once. OM NOM NOM
Yes he is sweating
At least he's honest. I like that about Kirei.
[worms]
Gog what the hell. This route is fucked up. And those worms look like penises.
Shirou is a good negotiator.
Your lumbar is going to break Sakura.
Zouken isn't cool anymore. What a jerk.
oh gog run
run run
run
Fuuuuuuuu
[worms]
Fucking penis worms what am I reading
And here's Zouken's motivation I guess.
Current Events- Wake up and have breakfast. Fujimura says morning clubs are canceled thanks in part to Assassin and I walk to school with Sakura since there's no Archery now.
- At school Shinji and Issei are absent again. I learn that Issei is in the hospital thanks to the Ryudou Temple incident. I talk with Tohsaka during lunch about stuff when I realize that Sakura wanted to eat lunch with me, oops. I manage to work it out somehow though. Anyway Tohsaka tells me to go to the Chinese restaurant in the shopping district after school and leaves.
- There Shirou talks with Kotomine since Kotomine has just lost Lancer. He wants to figure out what's happening since this isn't suppose to happen during the Holy Grail War. This new Assassin fellow is screwing everything up and breaking the rules.
- While Shirou is heading back home Illya catches him for the third day in a row. Shirou decides to bring Illya home since she showed her house. Saber refuses at first but Shirou is able to convince her. Shirou shows Illya around for a while and they talk. It starts getting dark though so Shirou walks her to the park so that she doesn't kill him.
INTERLUDE 7-1
- Shinji throws some lady downstairs into the Matou basement that has all the penis worms. They don't attack her though which is fortunate. Shinji tells her to do something and is being vague on purpose for the readers. The lady summons Rider and Shinji forms a contract again, and that's all we see man.
INTERLUDE OUT
- Back at home Sakura comes over like usual. Except she's sleeping on the living room floor. Shirou goes to get her a blanket but Sakura lunges at him suddenly. Before anything else bad happens Saber interrupts and all is solved after Shirou jumps on a table out of shock. We have dinner and then Sakura goes to bed.
- Saber and Shirou go out hunting for Master's again. They start heading for the Ryudou Temple when Saber senses another Servant's presence. We follow it only to find Tohsaka and Archer facing down Matou Zouken. We work together and Archer slices Zouken in half. Before the finishing blow however the new Assassin decides to stroll by and shoots a shadow at Tohsaka. Shirou pushes her out of the way and yes, he's hit by it instead. After some crazy eating rabbits nightmare he consciousnesses returns but his visions is all screwed up with whiteness and high contrast. Saber grabs Shirou and tells Tohsaka and Archer to back off before carrying him back to the house.
- At home Sakura is awake. She knows we've been sneaking out but now she doesn't want us to do that anymore since Shirou is actually hurt now. Saber lays me down in bed and I fall asleep.
INTERLUDE 7-2
- Zouken is seen attacking a nameless lady with his penis worms. He devours her body and takes his form again since Archer sliced him in half earlier before his escape. Zouken is actually 500 years old. Assassin confronts him and the two talk. Assassin says he was probably summoned because of Zouken and decides to form a contract with him...
INTERLUDE OUT
ThoughtsDamn. So Zouken is a jerk who makes penises eat people. He's formed a contract with the new Assassin now so these two seem to be the antagonists of this route, probably. Still doesn't explain Illya's Heavens Feel at all but whatever.
I'm interested to see what effect Assassin has made on Shirou now.
Rider coming back was cool too. I really want to know who summoned her for Shinji. I think Shinji needs to be taught a lesson this route. I mean he was turned into a giant meatblob last route and killed off for real in the first route so we need something for the third route besides humiliation.
Anyway, onward to the next day in the weirdest route yet!
CharactersMastersShirou EmiyaAlive.
Rin TohsakaAlive.
Shinji MatouAlive.
Illyasviel von EinzbernAlive.
Kuzuki-SenseiDead. Caster killed him?! Then the new Assassin ate him.
Kirei KotomineAlive. Dat spicy food.
Zouken MatouAlive. Has the new Assassin as a Servant now so I'll consider him a Master.
Classmates & Teachers & OthersIssei RyudouAlive. In the hospital.
Sakura Matou Alive. Don't eat me.
Ayako MitsuzuriAlive.
Fujimura-SenseiAlive.
All the restProbably alive. Gotooou.
ServantsArcherAlive.
LancerDead. Killed by the new Assassin guy. Then absorbed.
SaberAlive.
BerserkerAlive.
RiderAlive. Killed by Saber but was summoned again by someone for Shinji.
AssassinDead. Killed by oh gog what (new Assassin)
CasterDead. Killed by Saber. Then eaten by the new Assassin.
GilgameshAlive.
New Assassin ThingAlive.