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[Nyxalinth]

Today I got a ring made of wood called FriendOak (it did have oak in it) which has an image of a Necro slab on it called the Spews of vomiting on it.  Later on, a kid got a mood and made a goat bone bed with an image of the ring on it.

[Loud Whispers]

heh, a coat called 'Armor'

You need it.

[ObeseHelmet]

The thing that's weird about this artifact is: It was created with gold in a forge.

Yet it includes lignite.

HOW did that forging work, exactly?!

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

The thing that's weird about this artifact is: It was created with gold in a forge.

Yet it includes lignite.

HOW did that forging work, exactly?!

!!Forging!! !!Lignite!! can only be !!Accomplished!! by a truly skilled !!Metalcrafter!!

[Patroclus]

I just broke my value record for a (non planepacked) artifact: an adamantine giant axe blade worth 2,815,200 Dorfbucks.  Great name too: Twinkleclean.





I built a weapon trap for it in my dining hall just to improve the value, but it's tempting to put it where someone could actually walk into it... 

[kardofaces]

Four histories in one, value is 285,600:

[kardofaces]

double post

[GenJeFT]

A 4 year old baby just made an artifact in my game called the "fungiwood figurine of Umci Ivorymansions".

No really impressive at all, but it was made by a 4 YEAR OLD!

wtf?

[floundericiousWA]

A fish bone scepter with spikes of dogbone and cloth..decorated with mud stone and ash wood

[simonthedwarf]

Gen and flounder your artifacts are lame and you should punish their creators.

[AWdeV]

Blacksmith. Posession. I figured I'd try and plane-pack it a bit. Silly sausage started out with a bar of copper. Can't have that. Gold it is.

Gold as basis, and in order of collection: marble block, -pig tail fibre cloth-, silver bar, gold bar, 4 black bronze bars, silver bar, 5 lead bars (with a pig iron bar in between but I forbade that.), gold bar, diorite block, start.

Everything went even better than expected:

Spoiler:  I present you, Osustsogdol (click to show/hide)

Likot Paperfortunes, mentioned in the description is an adequate (rusty) stonecrafter who is a passing acquaintance of the smith.

edit: correction; wood, not stonecrafter. I wouldn't want to leave you thinking he is half-way useful.

[LARD]

I got one that was just perfect. A pineapple opal weapon rack. THE SWEET KEEPER!

[Garath]

Someone made a llama wool shoe earlier, now someone made an alpace wool shoe to match. And I got a bone door. Too awesome. It is decorated with more bone, some gems, banded with black bronze and menaces with spikes of steel. It's a proper door into the bowels of the earth.

edit:

and now a bone hatch cover. This is turning in one scary fort.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

A goblin bone statue of a goblin being killed by a trap!

[Greiger]

A greatsword named Severmastered.

Sadly it's made of alpaca bone so it's not viable for military use against armored opponents..  Still manages to get plenty of severs in the hands of my executioner though. [EXECUTION_SKILL:SWORD]