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Author Topic: KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS  (Read 29225 times)

Tibbles

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KOBOLD FORTRESS: FORTRESSCAT THE CAT OF FORTIFICATIONS
« on: August 30, 2008, 07:10:59 am »



ISLAND WITH MAGMA



KOBOLDS WITH NO SKILLS



ONE PICK, 20 MEAT



CATS ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION



STRIKE THE DAMM EARTH

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 07:23:20 am »

By the gods, the cats just SWARM around the poor Kobolds.

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 07:33:16 am »



Our one little miner. As soon as I've pumped up his levels a bit, I'm mining some stone to make a butcher's shop.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2008, 07:38:30 am »

Ooooooh, all caps title/first post.

[/rant]

Seems like a crazy little story you've got going. Keep us posted!
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 07:41:33 am »



Butcher and a little wall.

Also, Kobold claiming is go.

Plans on how to best utilise the CAT SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRMMMMM discussion is go.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2008, 08:02:04 am »



Godamm, but watching the cats just swarm around like that is almost hypnotic.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 08:11:10 am »



Suddenly progress occurs. Stone workshops are set up outside, and mining occurs inside.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 08:28:10 am »



Tunnel leading up to the pond where all the stupid pillocks go to drink. Seriously, they wait till they get amazingly thirsty, then go get a drink.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2008, 08:44:19 am »

Oh shit mang, I've been waiting for a story like this for quite a while! I've grown sick of the boring in character stuff that makes up most of this board, so this is a nice surprise.

Also, I love your narration of the damn thing.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 08:45:57 am »

Holy crap.  I'm seriously sore from laughing so hard.  Keep herding those cats, you crazy bastard.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 08:48:29 am »



Walling over the top of the crafting area, Depot.

Christ, this is so slow. There are just SO MANY CATS.
SO MANY. so many CATS. CATS CATS CATS.
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS EVERYWHERE.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 08:50:09 am »

I tried a cat driven Dwarf fort before, the problem was that my miner addopted all the cats instantly, leaving no chance to actualy use them for production. Catbased meals, food, armour, weapons. But no. :(

I'll tried a cow fortress as well but they take so much time to grow up.
Maybe should try with dogs, there you got the training bonus...
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Bodypart names, creatures names in one easily overviewable place.

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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2008, 08:50:55 am »



CATS.

EVERYWHERE.
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2008, 08:53:10 am »

Oh man, you should record a movie about it :D
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Re: KOBOLD FORTRESS: CATFORTRESS THE FORTRESS OF CATS
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 08:54:49 am »

GODAMMIT DF WHY DO YOU CRASH SO OFTEN AND I NEVER USE AUTOSAVE BECUASE I AM A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD.
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