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[Skanky]

At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.

[Puck]

When I read the thread title I wondered if this was about fume induced hallucinations. The bad kind, you know. (thus the capitalized "HELP!" part)

Now I discover you're all already at distilling goats and smelting cows.
So, to sum it up, this whole thread actually went pretty much as I expected.

Personally I would advise to take a deep breath and repeat the syllable "aum" or "om" a few times, concentrating on it's sound. When the good things show up, just ride the wave.

[RyanW]

When I read the thread title I wondered if this was about fume induced hallucinations. The bad kind, you know. (thus the capitalized "HELP!" part)

I figured someone had discovered pitchblende and was worried about radiation.

Edit: or needed help making rose gold.

[Brian]

I'd like to think it was the ambiguity of my headline combined with a sense of urgency that brought you all here.

Try the lobster.

[Kagus]

Yep.  That was from an ancient experiment where an intrepid modder was attempting to make a creature from the smelter reaction list. 

It was that experiment that discovered the fact that smelters cannot create creatures larger than vermin.  This was found out when a couple newly-forged dwarves were made and the cat came by and ate them.

[Untelligent]

Hmm... If smelters can produce vermin, and some fish are considered vermin...

*rushes to the raws*

[Angellus]

Mine for fish? Hell I'm still trying to figure out how to distill a goat.

you have to turn the fire up higher, then it turns black and finally becomes black and charred, then you add alcohol and trow the vial on a spike trap to mix it all properly.
After you are done with that distill the alcohol from the vial and voila, you have distilled goat 

[Untelligent]

Alright, I made a "fishstone" that can be smelted into turtles. The turtles still don't drop shells, stupidly. But at least I finally figured out how to mine for fish.

Maybe turtles don't drop shells if I capture them via kennel rather then fish for them via fisherdwarf... Maybe if I flood the smelter...

[Angellus]

Alright, I made a "fishstone" that can be smelted into turtles. The turtles still don't drop shells, stupidly. But at least I finally figured out how to mine for fish.

lmao ^^

[Granite26]

When I read the thread title I wondered if this was about fume induced hallucinations. The bad kind, you know. (thus the capitalized "HELP!" part)

I figured someone had discovered pitchblende and was worried about radiation.

Edit: or needed help making rose gold.

I was sure he was looking for creative noble 'solutions'

[Jackrabbit]

Nice to have a laid back forum isn't it? hey i can't find the link to boatmurder.

[Jackrabbit]

sorry sorry found it.

[Puck]

wasnt "how do i mine for fish" originally a thread in the wow forums?

i dont know whether it was staged or not.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I always assumed it came from VGCats. First place I ever heard it, and he made T-shirts.

I thought this thread would be about nobles, too.

So will this roast disappear at some point? Because a way to make permanent rotting objects is just what I need.

[Cajoes]

If you need a permanently rotting object I can recommend caging a zombie.

Stupid things stink up the place like Nobles with the immigrant wave..