13th Malachite, 555.
I have re-discovered The Adorable Gates, which, as a artifact helm, might be useful for lowering The Bride of Butterflies's power to a safe threshhold.
I will spend some time with it, attempting to lower the spell's power.
14th Malachite, 555.
Imic's ghost has been put to rest.
Our poor lolcat is badly distracted.
23rd Malachite, 555.
Well, that was unpleasant. I went to my room, attempting to get a short nap, when I discovered a rotting corpse on my bed. The corpse was smaller than most, so I assume it was a child. I have sent it to coroner.
I expect to get the autopsy results in a few days.
26th Malachite, 555.
The coroner, although it was difficult with the rot, belives that the child died of simple dehydration.
Our queen is demanding a dress, possibly for some kind of ball. I will have one made.
I thought the politicians were all bad, but their fundraisers are really cleaning cleaning up the raven population.
1st Galena, 555.
I have spent more and more time with The Adorable Gates, attempting to lower the power of the mighty fire spell. Rosywander seems somewhat indignant about it.
Pikachu17:"Are you jealous of The Adorable Gates?"
Rosywander:"Me, jealous of that sorry excuse of an artifact? Why should I be? It doesn't even glow. It is hardly an artifact at all.."
10th Galena, 555.
I find myself drawn to The Adorable Gates, but I know not why.
Rosywander accused me of cheating on him with another cursed artifact.
I replied, "Wait... 'another cursed artifact'?"
Rosywander then said, "I-I mean 'a cute artifact. After all, I am a non-cursed artifact. And I am angered that you would even think of a different artifact! Is not my magic powerful enough for you?"
Pikachu17:"Okay, first; you make this sound like a gay couple. Second, I am not cheating on you. I don't think The Adorable Gates is even a sentient artifact.
Rosywander:"It is a sentient artifact. Put it on, and banish all friendship with me."
17th Galena, 555.
Ha ha ha. Silly little thing Roswander was. He called this helm "hardly an artifact at all". He was wrong. The Adorable Gates is mighty. MIGHTY!!!!! *boulder explodes* SEE!!!!! SEE!!!! SEE ITS POWER!!!!! ROSYWANDER, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, I'VE GOT A MUCH MORE POWERFUL ARTIFACT NOW!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!
the writing does not continue in Pikachu17's script. However, there is a note after this, saying the following.
Pikachu17's corpse was found, with its throat cut; Rosywander slick with blood. We sealed Rosywander behind a thick stone wall.
-Vladimir 'Nox' Golubev
Comments
Smoke mirrors:I have just written my death. Could you write the circumstances of my resurrection by Monday? I will post the rest of my turn on Tuesday, and upload the save.
Everyone:I was fully aware that putting down the grammar law would turn everyone into grammar nazis. I intentionally turned everyone into grammar nazis. I intentionally did some of the grammar mistakes (though I also did some unintentional ones).
In other news, Rosywander has not been destroyed. Anyone could find, and claim it.