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[Enemy post]

I thought we destroyed that thing.

[Carefulrogue]

I thought we destroyed that thing.

uh, no, we didn't.  I didn't get the chance, since it was:
A) in a tree. 
B) I couldn't just flag it for dumping. 
C) Politicians and Trolls came and gave me a bad day for the rest of my turn. 

At this point, we can only hope some thieves come and carry it off.  It's not a pleasant solution, cause, ya know, it's a extremely dangerous artifact now in the hands of goblins/kobolds/whatever-other-shit-you-guys-put-in-place.

[mastahcheese]

whatever-other-shit-you-guys-put-in-place.

Ah, good times.

[Glass]

I thought we destroyed that thing.

uh, no, we didn't.  I didn't get the chance, since it was:
A) in a tree. 
B) I couldn't just flag it for dumping. 
C) Politicians and Trolls came and gave me a bad day for the rest of my turn. 

At this point, we can only hope some thieves come and carry it off.  It's not a pleasant solution, cause, ya know, it's a extremely dangerous artifact now in the hands of goblins/kobolds/whatever-other-shit-you-guys-put-in-place.

DRAGONS DA-
*clears throat* Excuse me for a moment.

*screaming is heard in the background*

Alright, I'm calm now.
I just... Private Investigator K. A. Chu is already insane, considering the influence of Rosywander (or Rosywader, I don't recall what the sword is called). They do not - by any means - need that *spits on the ground* wishbone hat.

...
Now all I can do is imagine the sword wearing the crown. Dragons d*** it.

whatever-other-shit-you-guys-put-in-place.

Ah, good times.

I'm sorry sir, but I don't know who you are. Would you mind elucidating your origins and connection to Necrothreat to me?

[mastahcheese]

*Shakes cane*
No respect, these days!

Actually, I think the only meaningful contribution I made was coding in the Gamers. (You guys didn't remove those, did you?)

But that was a loooong time ago.

Also, the fascination with reindeer was entirely my fault.

Did I do anything else?

[Smoke Mirrors]

Actually, I kind of want the talking scabbard to try on the hat. It will probably cause Rosywander and the Crown to fight for dominance. One will probably die and, best case scenario, they both do. Either way, I get to take notes.
Also, if the grimoire is powerful, then Erin and Arc probably enchanted it with guards. I actually thought up four special guards and a metric s*** ton of more mundane magical wards for it.

[apiks]

I just expect the grimoire is full of numbers that nobody understands and is thrown out as junk.

[Glass]

I just expect the grimoire is full of numbers that nobody understands and is thrown out as junk.

The wonders of theoretical magitech!

[Gwolfski]

Stick it in the Orchestra's bassoon.

[Smoke Mirrors]

I just expect the grimoire is full of numbers that nobody understands and is thrown out as junk.

The wonders of theoretical magitech!

A grimoire is a book of spells and incantations. The conotation of grimoire is negative so it usually contains spells of dark magic. It would not contain Erin's math.
Fifth ward to protect the grimoire, all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it. Seriously though, I will be writing up the first of the protections, Pika, if you beat it, then wait for me to talk about the second protection before proceeding.

[Glass]

all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it

Both of them? Great dragons, you are evil. 

[Gwolfski]

all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it

Both of them? Great dragons, you are evil. 

Such a shame water *cough*Afer*cough*flood*cough* makes it so hard to keep instruments in tune...

[Glass]

all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it

Both of them? Great dragons, you are evil. 

Such a shame water *cough*Afer*cough*flood*cough* makes it so hard to keep instruments in tune...

Especially when said instrument is a woodwind, such as a clarinet, a bassoon, or, y'know, an oboe...

[Smoke Mirrors]

all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it

Both of them? Great dragons, you are evil. 

Such a shame water *cough*Afer*cough*flood*cough* makes it so hard to keep instruments in tune...

Especially when said instrument is a woodwind, such as a clarinet, a bassoon, or, y'know, an oboe...

Yes, it was such a lucky coincidence that lord Afer released a flood soon before Rosywander was found.

[Gwolfski]

all of the oboes on the orchastra must be in tune to open it

Both of them? Great dragons, you are evil. 

Such a shame water *cough*Afer*cough*flood*cough* makes it so hard to keep instruments in tune...

Especially when said instrument is a woodwind, such as a clarinet, a bassoon, or, y'know, an oboe...

Yes, it was such a lucky coincidence that lord Afer released a flood soon before Rosywander was found.

Yeah the gods blesses/cursed me with the inability to do plumbing.