..and, finally,
I'm in complete control!!!!!
should end with a single exclamation point.
It is a reference to Discworld, where five exclamation points denote insanity. As long as I am insane, it is accurate.
Bonus:
I won't do quite the same thing to myself, but...
I did say "I won't do quite the same thing to myself, but if 3 grammar or misspelling mistakes of mine are discovered in posts
after this, Rosywander will slit my throat". Do the words 'after this' mean anything to you?
Rosywander is my friend; he would never betray me
I fixed that for you; you need to use a semicolon to separate phrases that can be used as individual sentences, not a comma.
EDIT: By the way, would you please get a new forumite for me? His name should be Vladimir "Nox" Golubev (the name - and nickname - of the most awesome XCOM unit that I have ever had), and he should, if at all possible, be the best crossbowmite in the fort.
...is crossbowmite the correct term? I am not quite sure.
Oh, dear. One life down. Second life down from spelling forumite 'Forummite'.
Yeah, I can give you the best crossbowman we have. S/He's not that good, though.
I can forumite Smoke Mirrors as Quill Arcane, but he'll not have any knife skill. I don't have any scholars either, so how about I wait on this.
Th4DwArfy:Do want to be a miner, a hammermite, or a macemite? I have one of each.
Add dictionaries. They should make people uneasily.
'uneasily'? Unless the dictionaries are creating people, and having difficulties with it, you just used incorrect grammar. Hope you like death!(although, I may soon join you.)