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[pikachu17]

That's easy, it's just [PREFSTRING:ability to derail threads]

FTFY, otherwise dwarves would like them for 'their their ability to derail threads'.

And you're saying they shouldn't be liked for their their ability to derail threads?

[Arx]

...so, Imic, how's Necrothreat...?

[pikachu17]

"It is nearly your turn." said Rosywander, my loyal sword.
I said in reply "It is nearly my turn? My turn in what? Did I start playing chess by mail and forgot about it?"
Rosywander asked" Chess by mail? What is chess, and what is it doing through chain-mail?"
I said "Uhhh... I don't where 'chess by mail' came from. But... anyway... What turn of mine is coming up?"
Rosywander: "Your turn in Necrothreat. obviously. Just as soon as Imic is done with his turn. And if we have anything to do with it, it will be done soon."
"Are you suggesting I kill someone who hasn't said or written anything grammatically incorrect?" I said, quite horrified.
Rosywander sighed in exasperation(this is quite difficult for a sword that does not have a mouth)"Fine, we will only kill him if he says something grammatically incorrect".
"That's better. Now, shall we continue hunting butcherers of the English language?" I asked.
"Very well. We shall."
And we returned to battling the evil heretics of grammar.
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Anyone who, between now and the end of my turn, misspells word or misplaces grammar, will die during my turn. I know it is not yet my turn, but that does not mean I cannot oppress everyone already.

[Arx]

Bloody hell please no. We have almost no forumites left right now.

[Glass]

Anyone who, between now and the end of my turn, misspells word or misplaces grammar, will die during my turn. I know it is not yet my turn, but that does not mean I cannot oppress everyone already.

This is a terrible idea. You cannot just go around, starting the Grammar Nazi party and having the Forum Holocaust! (this is the only time I will use that term)
It would throw the ley lines completely out of whack!

[pikachu17]

Bloody hell please no. We have almost no forumites left right now.

One of my previous ideas was killing everyone except me. Why are you complaining about letting some of them live? And besides, I will not kill people who use correct spelling and grammar.
If everyone uses correct grammar and spelling, I won't kill anyone intentionally.
I won't do quite the same thing to myself, but if 3 grammar or misspelling mistakes of mine are discovered in posts after this, Rosywander will slit my throat.

This is a terrible idea. You cannot just go around, starting the Grammar Nazi party and having the Forum Holocaust! (this is the only time I will use that term)
It would throw the ley lines completely out of whack!

You are not being serious, right? Also, Forum Holocaust sounds like I am trying to kill forums. Incorrect-grammar-user Holocaust would be more accurate.
I wasn't going to start a Grammar Nazi party, but that sounds like a good idea. Anyone want to join?

[apiks]

Imic has not taken up the responsibility as Overseer of Necrothreat in the allotted time and as such it falls upon Rosywander and his trusty forumite Pikachu17.

[pikachu17]

Imic has not taken up the responsibility as Overseer of Necrothreat in the allotted time and as such it falls upon Rosywander and his trusty forumite Pikachu17.

Let the hunt begin! Wait, why do you make it sound Rosywander is controlling me? Rosywander is my friend; he would never betray me, and I'm in complete control!!!!!
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Who do I need to forummite?

[Arx]

Bloody hell please no. We have almost no forumites left right now.

One of my previous ideas was killing everyone except me. Why are you complaining about letting some of them live?

Because killing forumites intentionally comes very close to intentionally causing the fort to fall. I guess it's your turn and you can do what you like, but I'd be a bit sad if you started killing forumites more-or-less at random* to add 'flavour', after all the effort I put in to reclaim the fort during my turn.

*Which forumite is named after which forumite is chosen fairly arbitrarily right now; as such, grammar has little to do with who dies.

[Glass]

Rosywander is my friend; he would never betray me

I fixed that for you; you need to use a semicolon to separate phrases that can be used as individual sentences, not a comma.

EDIT: By the way, would you please get a new forumite for me? His name should be Vladimir "Nox" Golubev (the name - and nickname - of the most awesome XCOM unit that I have ever had), and he should, if at all possible, be the best crossbowmite in the fort.
...is crossbowmite the correct term? I am not quite sure.

[apiks]

I really am looking forward to what a bloodthirsty sword and his sidekick can concoct in this fortress. Truly a first for the fort.

[Carefulrogue]

I won't do quite the same thing to me, but if 3 grammar or misspelling mistakes of mine are discovered in posts after this, Rosywander will slit my throat.

Challenge accepted.
Found the first one:

Who do I need to forumite?

Everyone uses only one m, not two.

[Arx]

..and, finally,

I'm in complete control!!!!!

should end with a single exclamation point.

Bonus:

I won't do quite the same thing to myself, but...

[Smoke Mirrors]

Who do I need to forumite?

I need to be forumited, Quill Arcane, male loremaster, if possible I would like knife proficiency.
Also, the English language butchered the Romance Languages and the Germanic Languages.

[Glass]

Also, the English language butchered the English language.

I fixed that for you.

EDIT:

I'm in complete control!!!!!

should end with a single exclamation point.

"Terry Pratchett once wrote that the use of multiple exclamation points is a sign of a dangerously unbalanced mind." as stated by some webcomic writer named Mark. (Note: The link is to a fairly late part of the comic. It's not all that spoilers without context, and that doesn't matter at all if you never plan on reading the comic, but I just felt that I should mention that.)