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[Jackrabbit]

pffftt<P>Ironblood would have teabagged him to death

I would love to see them fight. or you could send a titan against him

Zaneg Tinothcilob: what? a titan? ha ha ha!
Titan: RARGH!
Zaneg Tinothcilob: Ha ha ha ha!
*bif, smack, bash*
Titan: my blood! he punched out all my blood!
Zaneg Tinothcilob: Mwa ha ha ha!
*snap*
Titan: you call that breaking my spine? you wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
*louder snap*
Titan: my spine! argh! *dead*
Zaneg Tinothcilob: I want a drink.
......
......

did you record a movie at any point?

[Jetman123]

Someone watched Meet the Sandvich.

[Kinneus]

Titan: my blood! he punched out all my blood!

This made me snicker, as did the OP. Excellent story.

[Axe27]

Dude, I would have caged the guy, and unleashed him upon golbin sieges. When he's done, I'd probably capture him again and use him until he finally died.

But Jesus, that dwarf is BAMF.

[Jackrabbit]

Someone watched Meet the Sandvich.

you guessed!

[ikkonoishi]

Titan: my blood! he punched out all my blood!

This made me snicker, as did the OP. Excellent story.

You can actually punch out all of people's blood if you mod the punch to do 1000 damage. One punch will leave them Pale and Heavily-Bleeding. Also it will demolish whatever limb it hits.

[Vaftrudner]

The OP made me actually laugh out loud, which has been a while. One of the best stories I've read so far.

[Swiftfreddy]

Nice story . You should have tried to keep him alive - he was one awesome dwarf.
Recently I have unable to avoid drawing quick (fan) sketches of stories I've seen on here. Heres a quick one I did (I'm not that great of a drawer - just can't help putting my mental image on to canvas  )

[Drunken]

I think there might be a connection between what your fort needs and what mayors mandate. Think about it, if you were producing that much food and drink he would just be going shit we need more barrels to put this in.

[Lucifer]

I think you must have missed him picking up a high-quality barrel and beating his abusive father to death with it when he arrived as an immigrant. It's the only reason I can think of why he would go so insane at the idea of losing any of his precious barrels.
Either that or he somehow played Donkey Kong way, way too much.

Can I sig this?

[Heron TSG]

huge bump, but for a great story!

[Jetman123]

I think you must have missed him picking up a high-quality barrel and beating his abusive father to death with it when he arrived as an immigrant. It's the only reason I can think of why he would go so insane at the idea of losing any of his precious barrels.
Either that or he somehow played Donkey Kong way, way too much.

Can I sig this?

Feel free.

[Keilden]

So he ran around beating criminals with his hands? And the guards where after him? Does that make him a Batman dwarf?

[Slappy Moose]

So he ran around beating criminals with his hands? And the guards where after him? Does that make him a Batman dwarf?

If Batman was mayor of Gotham city and the Police Chief, then yes he is like Batman.

Also he actually kills most of the criminals instead of just having them arrested.

[filiusenox]

 The part with him killing more than taking prisoner sounds like Roarsach from Wacthmen actully except for the part about being goverment he sounds exactly like roarsach...