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[TricMagic]

WHERE AM I? DID THEY THROW ME OUT OF STORE?

IF SO, BEG TO BE LET BACK INTO FORTIFIED BODEGA! I WILL HELP WITH DEMON DEFENCE! I WON'T PLAY W FOOD THIS TIME I SWEAR

5: Fine you can come back in.

[ZBridges]

Offer some free pizza to the invader in order to defuse the situation.

[BlackPaladin99]

Does anyone have pineapple on their Pizza?  Kill those that do, and use their remains to pay for Non-Pinapple-y pizza. 

[TricMagic]

Keep looking for that Bag!

5: You finally find your precious bag. So precious...

Offer some free pizza to the invader in order to defuse the situation.

3: You offer some pinapple pizza...

Does anyone have pineapple on their Pizza?  Kill those that do, and use their remains to pay for Non-Pinapple-y pizza. 

5: Blackpaladin chose violence.

54+15 vs 40+25
69/65. Pizza Owner lives. The rest of his customers do not. Black Paladin marches out to go find actual Pizza after looting them of a bunch of novelty t-shirts.

[Yoink]

ASSIST MY NEW AMIGOS IN DEFENDING STORE FROM DEMONIC ENTITIES   

[ZBridges]

Swear vengeance on behalf of my customers and ask Lucifer for his blessing.

[Megam0nkey]

Yes...yes! The power is mine! Transform into a titanic, Monsterous form of destruction! One of many arms, fire breath, and fearsome offense and defense! Then turn on the demons! Kill them all!

[Horizon]

Roll up my newspaper and whack a demon on the head with it as hard as I can.

[TricMagic]

ASSIST MY NEW AMIGOS IN DEFENDING STORE FROM DEMONIC ENTITIES   

2: You sort of mill about aimlessly. No one wants to give you any role in the defense.

Swear vengeance on behalf of my customers and ask Lucifer for his blessing.

2: All you get is a laughter that shakes your soul.
5: Your customers pop up none the worse for wear. Not like you can die twice.

Yes...yes! The power is mine! Transform into a titanic, Monsterous form of destruction! One of many arms, fire breath, and fearsome offense and defense! Then turn on the demons! Kill them all!

4+1: You grow, and grow, and grow. Eating whatever demonsyou can all the while. Very scary, much big. You head towards Central Park.

Roll up my newspaper and whack a demon on the head with it as hard as I can.

3: All the demons seem to be hiding. One's even hiding in your house. You whack it and find out a demon is on the verge of becoming a Sin.

Rolling: ... 6, 6, 6, 4 Rip.

The Military has launched a nuke at the giant Demon. But the demon just eats it up and laughs.

Megam0nkey has inherited the Sin of Greed. +1 to all rolls. Heaven takes notice.

[Megam0nkey]

As I head towards Central Park, take a detour to lower manhattan and consume all of Wall Street in my bag to enhance my power! Killing all who plan to stop me!

[Horizon]

"What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Fire at the ruffian trying to become a Sin.

[ZBridges]

If death for demons is just a minor inconvenience, perhaps vengeance isn't really necessary. Launch a new line of products: delicious milkshakes, but with paper straws that fall apart after a few sips.

[King Zultan]

Go find the ventilation system and crawl in and try to find my way to Hell.

[TricMagic]

As I head towards Central Park, take a detour to lower manhattan and consume all of Wall Street in my bag to enhance my power! Killing all who plan to stop me!

4: You scoop up chunks of wall street and throw everything you can into Your Bag.

"What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Fire at the ruffian trying to become a Sin.

2: You attempt to fire at the ruffin, but the bullets bounce off it's surface tension, unwilling to release any of itself.

If death for demons is just a minor inconvenience, perhaps vengeance isn't really necessary. Launch a new line of products: delicious milkshakes, but with paper straws that fall apart after a few sips.

1: The milkshakes fall flat cause hell doesn't actually have milk. Where Milk?

Go find the ventilation system and crawl in and try to find my way to Hell.

3: You look around for a ventalation system, but mostly find yourself lost in rooms upon rooms of people.

2. The world takes a breath.

[Megam0nkey]

Enter Central Park, and announce to the forces of earth and hell that New York is my domain, and they all must surrender or be devoured in the eternal bag! All those who immediately rise against me will be transformed by my mastery over the soul and bag into creatures that shall obey my will and attack my enemy!