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[Megam0nkey]

Escape with the bag! Sneak away from the horde of demons! If I don’t have the bag on me though, go back and get it!

[King Zultan]

Keep shooting the demons especially that weird one.

[BlackPaladin99]

I use my super speed to acquire full tactical gear. 

[TricMagic]

I find the way back and lead them with me; these are some of the people (and their spirits, some of the spirits) that help keep demonic portals from just opening up whenever some demon pleases.  Apparently dying over and over without reviving in between is quite the thing.

1-16: They're quite hapy where they are, thank you very much. You need to sit down and listen, they think but do not say. Too energetic.
Imp has been Sealed, and will take a -2 on their rolls to escape.

Subtly sabotage the work in order to thwart the demons' efforts.

6: You successfully sabotage their work. Perhaps too well. You've taken over the company and the board of demon review want to speak about the meating market. Enjoy your new slave-wagers CEO.

Escape with the bag! Sneak away from the horde of demons! If I don’t have the bag on me though, go back and get it!

3: You attempt the sneak away with your bag, but the portal seems to be one way and that human is still shooting you. They are getting depressingly close to your bag and it still hurts! The demons cheer you on and form a fighting ring with your foe and you in the center.

Keep shooting the demons especially that weird one.

4: Your gunplay astounds. The demons form a circle to cheer on their leader and the gooey demon waves around.

I use my super speed to acquire full tactical gear. 

1-78: You speed into an abandoned police station but find it not so abandoned. Corrupt cops doing corrupt things and attempting to corruptly arrest you for their chieftain.

[Imp]

I try to understand why they are hapy where they are, and if I agree that's useful and functional.  If not, I consider ways to help them realize they are not actually hapy where they are and explore what they can do to go fix it (and that portal)

[BlackPaladin99]

Kill them all with my chi sword and get that tactical gear. 

[Megam0nkey]

Use the Transformation of the bag and transform into a horrid and mighty warform, many wings claws and arms extending from a massive firebreathing form! Then kill the man and any demons attempting to stop my escape into the air!

[ZBridges]

Convince the board that the right strategy is to employ the humans rather than kill or enslave them. Slaves make unhappy workers, and unhappy workers are not productive.

[Yoink]

ARM AND ARMOUR SELF USING BODEGA SUPPLIES

CAN OF BEANS IN LARGE PLASTIC BAG = FLAIL, CRAFT FULL SUIT OF TORTILLA PLATE ARMOUR ETC

[TricMagic]

I try to understand why they are hapy where they are, and if I agree that's useful and functional.  If not, I consider ways to help them realize they are not actually hapy where they are and explore what they can do to go fix it (and that portal)

5: Death is the end of a long journey, a chance to rest and guide the next generation. There are no others to guide, and so they stay here.
3:Attempts to convince them they are not happy don't seem to work all that well, more giving grumblings of annoyance. Their time is past.

Kill them all with my chi sword and get that tactical gear. 

4: You cut through bodies like butter, alongside the tactical gear they're wearing. Eventually you find some for yourself.
3: While the police fail to make much headway against a dude with a sword, your name is not on the wanted list for the city.

Use the Transformation of the bag and transform into a horrid and mighty warform, many wings claws and arms extending from a massive firebreathing form! Then kill the man and any demons attempting to stop my escape into the air!

2+1: Your form is massive, firery, and still a slime. You attack all around you with fire explosions.
4: The Demons are amused and fireproof. The man is not but manages to escape the brunt of the flames anyway. At least you aren't getting shot as he dives for cover. You hop up... And hit your head on the tunnels ceiling. Slime membrane?

Convince the board that the right strategy is to employ the humans rather than kill or enslave them. Slaves make unhappy workers, and unhappy workers are not productive.

6-83: Your rousing words convince the board enough to promote you entirely. You and your workers are now paid in souls and directed to break through the goverment line preventing them from escaping into the wider world in greater search of profits. Try not to disappoint them yeah?

ARM AND ARMOUR SELF USING BODEGA SUPPLIES

CAN OF BEANS IN LARGE PLASTIC BAG = FLAIL, CRAFT FULL SUIT OF TORTILLA PLATE ARMOUR ETC

1-87: After many days at the Bodega, you try and craft armor out of bread. Sadly none of the people think you are sane and so you get piled on and put in chains.

[ZBridges]

Invite representatives of the government white hats for peace talks, stressing that the demons' main goal is the accumulation of soul-wealth, which can be appeased.

[Megam0nkey]

Well I AM a slime. Stick to the wall! Use it to roll out and escape the line, and out into the wider world, back to Earth! If anyone comes near, or that human tries to shoot at me. Judge their souls. Since they are mostly demons theyll probably be teleported to the empty waiting room away from here In hell.

[BlackPaladin99]

I burn down the police station and then go find some demons to kill. 

[Imp]

Back to seeking Nyelathe.  Nyelathe will surely care and take action.  The pagan Nyelathe, guardian of the middle path, who does not casually allow demonic portals to open upon this world.

[TricMagic]

Invite representatives of the government white hats for peace talks, stressing that the demons' main goal is the accumulation of soul-wealth, which can be appeased.

6-5=1: Surprisingly your response is not immediately met with shooting the messenger or the demons repossessing your assets.

Well I AM a slime. Stick to the wall! Use it to roll out and escape the line, and out into the wider world, back to Earth! If anyone comes near, or that human tries to shoot at me. Judge their souls. Since they are mostly demons theyll probably be teleported to the empty waiting room away from here In hell.

6-47/1-58: You roll over the demons striking from above, saucerfully spearing them in digestive soul goop. Even the annoying human can't escape your wrath. Gain +1 to martial actions, + Sin of Gluttony.

On a side note, King Zultan is dead, currently in purgatory elevator coming up from Hell.

I burn down the police station and then go find some demons to kill. 

3: You set fire to the police station and escape in the aftermath. No demons in the immediate area. You are however hit on the head with a weird looking box spouting words about a middle path nyancat.

Back to seeking Nyelathe.  Nyelathe will surely care and take action.  The pagan Nyelathe, guardian of the middle path, who does not casually allow demonic portals to open upon this world.

3-1=1: You devolve into mumbling gooblygook as the spirits believe you've gone insane and shut you in a box to regain sanity. Followed by portal-ing it out to the nearest high spiritual area. Weclome back to New York, sans body.