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Yes!  Purge the Thinking Machines!

No!  I love our robot overlords and support the inevitable uprising!

BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE [¤_¤]

I sometimes think about the Emperor kissing my neck and putting flowers in my hair.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

-snip-

We should team up with Kashyyk and become unstoppable. Also what do you have to pay for the food?

As all deals and production happen simultaneously, I intend to pay with the money gained from fulfilling the Kashyyk contract.

Alas, I just realized I only have 8 food left.

[a1s]

I would be willing to sell 4 more food.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

I would be willing to sell 4 more food.

Can I buy 2 food from you for ^2?

[a1s]

I would be willing to sell 4 more food.

Can I buy 2 food from you for ^2?

Abolsutely.

House Ayes shall send 2 units of food to House Harrak, in exchange House Harrak shall send House Ayes 2^
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Lady Aywen of House Ayes

[FiveBalesOfHay]

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Leon, of House Nagant.

My Lawyer-Accountant-Vizier assures me this is a brilliant plan. Anyway, I am willing to supply 40 alloys to the kashyyk contract, if I can get 10 food at an acceptable price.

Spoiler: House Nagant (click to show/hide)

Total of 20 Size, 10 Pop, 2 Army, 1 Fleet, 1 Favour.

Lord Leon, of House Nagant

20[10]R* Exemplum. 2 Army.

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
1 Lawyer-Accountant-Vizier

I will sell you 10 food for ^7

[m1895]

-snip-

I will sell you 10 food for ^7

Very well, then I will hand over the 40 alloys to Kashyyk in exchange for ^60

Spoiler: House Nagant (click to show/hide)

Total of 20 Size, 10 Pop, 2 Army, 1 Fleet, 1 Favour.

Lord Leon, of House Nagant

20[10]R* Exemplum. 2 Army.

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
1 Lawyer-Accountant-Vizier

[Kashyyk]

Very well, then I will hand over the 40 alloys to Kashyyk in exchange for ^60

. Much obliged!

House Ayes shall send 10 units of food to House Sinister, in exchange House Sinister shall send House Ayes 7^
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Lady Aywen of House Ayes
Lord Tyrannous of House Sinister

Thanks to Temporal Shenanigans, I can consume the Food and Alloys, and then pay you both!

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[10]M* Koldon Prime 2 Armies (50% size, 50% homeworld)

Opening balance: Nil
  Lady Aywen: +10 Food, - ^7
  Lord Leon: +40 Alloys, -^60
  Koldon Prime: -10 Food, -40 Alloys, +^80, +^10
  Upkeep: -^5 Fleet, -^2 Armies
Closing Balance: ^16

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

Can we use favors on turn 0? If so, I'd like to trade in mine for a fleet.

[evictedSaint]

Can we use favors on turn 0? If so, I'd like to trade in mine for a fleet.

You can, but are you sure you want to do that Turn 0? You can't engage in combat on Turn 0, and you'll need to pay the upkeep.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

Can we use favors on turn 0? If so, I'd like to trade in mine for a fleet.

You can, but are you sure you want to do that Turn 0? You can't engage in combat on Turn 0, and you'll need to pay the upkeep.

Oh yeah. I guess I'll hold off until Turn 1.

[Iris]

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lady Helewisa, of House Ravenwood.

Spoiler: House Ravenwood (click to show/hide)

Lady Helewisa, of House Ravenwood

12[6]F* Seltun. 1 Army.
8[4]R Askja. 1 Army.

3^ (10^ from taxes, 7^ spent on upkeep for two armies and one fleet)
17 Food (21 produced, 4 spent on production)
9 Alloy
1 Fleet
1 Favour

[Nirur Torir]

Resources don't round up, you should have 21 food.
I'd be happy to buy some if you're selling. I offer 8^ for 12 food.

[TheFantasticMsFox]

To restate the previous offer to any parties interested in fulfilling it, interested in purchasing 20 food for ^6 and 2 Alloys, with half the monetary payment upfront and the rest next turn. Prices negotiable.

[Iris]

Resources don't round up, you should have 21 food.
I'd be happy to buy some if you're selling. I offer 8^ for 12 food.

I used the wrong size bonus and forgot to account for feeding the population of Askja. It was... late when I wrote the sheet. In actuality I have 17 food remaining.

[Criptfeind]

House of Vix shall send 15 units of Food to The Forge, in exchange The Forge shall send House of Vix ^7
Criptfeind, First Mechanator of the Forge
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