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[Egan_BW]

Use Erase Slate with the target of Existence.

[Imp]

There's a thing!  And it entered the elevator!

It has long whiskers and ears, clearly it is a hunter of imps and my doom!  Or just wants to ride the elevator somewhere in peace.

Either way, my time has come!

I attempt to leap and glide out of the elevator into this vo-

No, that is probably even more dangerous than

I hide!  Back deeper in this hidden corner, oh boy.  And I watch carefully.

[BlackPaladin99]

I try to leap back into the room with the lava and finish destroying my arm.

[King Zultan]

"Damn bastard shoving me out a door, didn't even bother to tell me where the hell I am."
Start walking around the city to try and find a gas station or some other building that might have a map that could tell me where I am.

[Crystalizedmire]

Turn 3

"By "Live" Do you mean live in what I can only presume was hell, or back on Earth. Because if I am in hell, and likeley to go there either way...would it not be simpler to give me something better, say, going back to earth, or perhaps getting a better position within hell?


Well barganing, glance around the room, see if theres anything useful for me.

The "room" is a wheatfield that has been harvested. "You win, you go back to where you were," the reaper said.

Spoiler: Megamonkey's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: A lanky man in a bloody labcoat with a robotic hand. He has black hair, and his eyes are also cybernetic, looking like pure white balls, with no discernable pupils, but occasionally flashing colors as he focuses in on something.
Death: Escape craft malfunction, didnt help he was bleeding out by multiple shots of gunfire
Crime: Attempting to ransom the world with a Death Ray. Mass destruction Via Death Ray.
Sentence/Punishment: To be destroyed in multiple ways by horrible, near impossible feats of superscience. For added irony, most of them are things he was planning on building himself.
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Mad Scientist: +1 to every time you try to invent something. Bonus +1s for unechicalness
    Scientific Testing: +2 to every time you try to figure out what a piece of technology does and how it works
    Cybernetic Hand: +1 to every time you use something with your robotic hand

I bide my time going through the small hallway.  My escape plan does not involve resistance at this moment.

You enter the room and inside seemed like outside. Blue sky, green grass as far as the eye can see, and the sun is halfway to sundown. Far away, you see a giant yellow arrow in the sky that is pointing towards a castle.

Spoiler: Devastator's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: An immense dragon with a green body and blue wings.
Death: Some foolish sorceress with a massive army of cloned troops.
Crime: Leading the conspiracy against the crown, arranging jail-breaks, formenting rebellion, and stealing the Scepter of Order.
Sentence/Punishment: To quest endlessly for something that doesn't exist, in a land where everything is renewed perfectly each morning.
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Dragon's Breath: Deal 1d8 damage to up to 2 targets of your choosing.
    Flight: You can fly and you have +2 to evasion rolls while flying.
    Large Size: You're easy to hit so you have -1 to evasion rolls but +2 to defense ones.

Use Erase Slate with the target of Existence.

4
Existance has no abilities or skills, although, the guard's name is "Existence". The elevator door opens and the guard beckons you to follow them.

Spoiler: Egan's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: Blank
Death: Crush by rock.
Crime: Nothing in particular.
Sentence/Punishment: Crush by rock.
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Nullifier: A target of your choosing can't target you.
    Erase Slate: A target of your choosing loses all skills and abilities.
    Blank Slate: When you gain an ability or skill, all other skills and abilities are changed to the theme of your new skill or ability.

There's a thing!  And it entered the elevator!

It has long whiskers and ears, clearly it is a hunter of imps and my doom!  Or just wants to ride the elevator somewhere in peace.

Either way, my time has come!

I attempt to leap and glide out of the elevator into this vo-

No, that is probably even more dangerous than

I hide!  Back deeper in this hidden corner, oh boy.  And I watch carefully.

1+3
The creature notices you and leaps at you.
1+2 vs 2+3
The creature misses and the guard grabs it. While the creature is being grasped by teh guard, the elevator door opens.

Spoiler: Imp's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: An extremely small, very ugly demon most might mistake for an imp.
Death: Probably haven't died.
Crime: I kind of remember being made wrong; I'm an insult to the far, far greater demonic power that created me because I'm not what an imp should be; not evil, and an insult just because I exist.  I also kind of remember being or having been a human, and an anti-nihilist, but that seems like a dream to me and I have no idea how that could be a crime.
Sentence/Punishment: I think I have to hide from my creator, who is coming to 'correct' their mistake and remove the blemish to their honor my existence is.  But I'm not sure of that, and I'm really confused and scared.
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Demonspeak: You could speak with demons
    Demonology: You know a 3 facts about each demon you encounter
    Small: -2 to strength rolls but +3 to evasion and hiding rolls

I try to leap back into the room with the lava and finish destroying my arm.

3
You jump back into the elevator as the door closes. You start destroying your arm but the guard tries to open the door.
4+3
The guard opens the door and points a spear at you as your hands starts recovering itself.

Spoiler: Black Paladin's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: Human skeleton with horns and what seems like far too many bones, all of which are rather elastic
Death: Flesh stripped from his bones by a puddle of acid
Crime: Performing horrible experiments on himself to create a perfect supersoldier
Sentence/Punishment: Forced to fight against absolutely superior enemies while standing on lava for eternity
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Mutation: Every time a body part is completely destroyed, you regain it and get an ability to the corresponding body part
    Chemist: You know 1 fact about every chemical you encounter and +3 to every time you try to identify one
    Chemical Reaction: +1 to making a chemical

"Damn bastard shoving me out a door, didn't even bother to tell me where the hell I am."
Start walking around the city to try and find a gas station or some other building that might have a map that could tell me where I am.

1
You walk around for a while and get completely lost. The ground suddenly opens up below you and you fell.
2
Your leg gets broken.

Spoiler: King Zultan's (click to show/hide)

Appearance: A dirty disheveled man who reeks of booze and filth.
Death: Shot to death while trying to stab the cops that found his hideout.
Crime: Going around and murdering anyone that comes near his hideout or that he decides to kill.
Sentence/Punishment: To live in a massive city completely devoid of people except on randomly chosen day that thousands of people flood into the city to hunt him down and butcher him.
Soul Corruption: 0
Skills and Abilities:
    Murderer with a Knife: +1 to every time you use a knife
    Surprise Attack: +2 to every surprise attack you perform
    Hider: +1 to hiding

[Egan_BW]

Refuse and Nullify the guard. Start building a house inside the elevator.

[Imp]

Omg.  I keep hiding.  I hide better.

[King Zultan]

"What the hell just happened?!
Crawl my way out of the hole and see if I can't find stuff to make a splint.

[Devastator]

Fly towards the castle, landing well short of it.

"Normally, castles are for breaking or living in.  But time to enact The Plan.

Humbly request entry to the castle for my quest.

[Megam0nkey]

"...Alright then. I'll simply have to use all that I have, my brains, then. If that is alright with you, of course."


Brains was key here, if he was permitted to do so with his clever wording, he would use the AI within his cybernetic arm to help him calculate the most optimal moves. None could beat a computer, he thought, and it wasn't cheating...I mean, it was his very own arm he used, nothing more! Otherwise, he would simply defeat the reaper with his own brilliant mind, but the doctor wasn't the biggest fan of taking a risk he couldn't calculate ahead of time.

[BlackPaladin99]

I grab the spear by impaling my unmutated arm on it. 

[Horizon]

Spoiler: The Lich (click to show/hide)

What is your appearance? A gaunt skeletal figure with only the slightest of mummified flesh attached to my skin, shining pale yellow eyes, comically however I'm wearing one of those old fashioned sleeping clothes with the flap at the rear and a goofy sleeping cap.
What was your death? Some adventurers snuck into my lair, like COWARDS and destroyed my phylactary then had the audacity to kill a (undead) man while he RESTS?!?!
What was your crime? Bah, what's a bit of burial desecration and property destruction? Now killing a lich while he rests thats the real crime!
What is your sentence/punishment? Sentenced to an eternity of endless sleep which is constantly interrupted so in all honestly its an eternity of endless annoyances where he is forced to deal with whatever the source of the interruption is.

Ready a bolt of necrotic energy at the next noise that disrupts my rest.