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darkhog

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Santa must be a dwarf!
« on: December 25, 2023, 11:56:58 am »
He has amazing beard, is very industrious (possibly a master craftsdwarf), and he's putting all the elves to work, which is why we don't have to deal with this filth in our world.
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Re: Santa must be a dwarf!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2023, 08:11:12 am »
-Has an unusual propensity for traveling across the world to locate singular pairs of socks and stockings
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Re: Santa must be a dwarf!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2023, 09:36:25 am »
Sadly, going by the folklore, santa is most definitely an elf himself.

Maybe he was raised in a Mountainhome though!
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Re: Santa must be a dwarf!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2023, 06:39:47 pm »
Quote from: scriver on December 27, 2023, 09:36:25 am
Sadly, going by the folklore, santa is most definitely an elf himself.

Maybe he was raised in a Mountainhome though!
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Re: Santa must be a dwarf!
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2023, 03:31:59 am »
Santa can't be an elf he has a beard, and last I checked elves are to weak to be able to grow a beard.
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Re: Santa must be a dwarf!
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2023, 08:22:17 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 28, 2023, 03:31:59 am
Santa can't be an elf he has a beard, and last I checked elves are to weak to be able to grow a beard.
It could be an elf with a fluffy white cat holding onto his face, easily mistaken for a beard when riding a reindeer sled at relativistic speeds
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