❁ Turne 4 ❁
…Maybe the invaders will show you a bit more warmth than the villagers?
.. or maybe the villagers will treat me more kindly if I help them out?
Cast Haste on myself to act faster. Then cast Stoneskin on a few villagers who are fighting the bandits.
Name: Fizzleberry
Race: Gnome (female)
Class: Apprentice Mage
Negative Perk: Fear of Fire
Stats
STR: 4
DEX: 8
CON: 12
INT: 17
WIS: 11
CHA: 14
Inventory
Red Gnomish Hat
Magic Wand (heirloom)
Common Red Dress
Gnome-sized Spellbook
Writing Set
Knapsack
Half eaten hardbread
8 Copper Pieces
Known Spells
Bloodlust
Haste
Stoneskin
Dispell Magic
1d6: 5You feel a surge of arcane power flow through you, imbuing your magic with unimaginable potency! Your Haste spell suffuses you with superhuman speed, making you feel lighter than air and as graceful as a divine being. Arrows whiz through the air in slow motion, and you find yourself able to pluck them right from their trajectory. To the world, you must look like an ethereal blur, existing between dimensions. Your Stoneskin spell activates with similar brilliance, empowering the affected villagers with nigh-imperviousness. The bandits' weapons clatter harmlessly against their diamond-hard bodies, allowing your bestowed allies to easily turn the tide in spectacular fashion. As the invaders are driven back, the few villagers graced by your magic turn to you, marveling at your celestial appearance in newfound reverence.
With the help of a Gun-fu fighting zebraman, you and the villagers are soon able to defeat the bandits and save the village! A few bandits do manage to get away though, kidnapping a few villagers in the process. With the invaders either lying dead on the ground or fled for their lives, the villagers cheer at you and the zebraman - the heroes who saved the day!
[Battle won: Invasion of Quaintsville. EXP Gained: +1]You are currently affected by
Hyper-Haste (lasts 1 turn): You may take an additional action that has a separate roll. All rolls involving dexterity that are less than 5 have a 50% chance to be increased by 1.
Name: Fizzleberry
Race: Gnome (female)
Class: Apprentice Mage
Negative Perk: Fear of Fire
EXP Gained: 1
Stats
STR: 4
DEX: 8
CON: 12
INT: 17
WIS: 11
CHA: 14
Inventory
Red Gnomish Hat
Magic Wand (heirloom)
Common Red Dress
Gnome-sized Spellbook
Writing Set
Knapsack
Half eaten hardbread
8 Copper Pieces
Known Spells
Bloodlust
Haste
Stoneskin
Dispell Magic
Titles Earned
Savior of Quaintsville
Status Effects
Hyper-Haste (1 turn remaining): You may take an additional action that has a separate roll. All rolls involving dexterity that are less than 5 have a 50% chance to be increased by 1.
1d6: 3I see... This is the "Village gets attacked by invaders and the protagonist saves the village and becomes the mayor" part. But it's too early! I haven't even had time to be shocked by the fact that i am a tiny lizard yet! I really should've set my start as "somewhere out in the forest, where i am discovered by a cute girl looking for berries or something". Can i just restart? No? Ok... How do i do this, then? I really am just a tiny skink, options are kinda limited. Well, i do have a small army of women surrounding me. They'll make fine ninja maids later, but they have to survive this encounter first. I hope none of them are scripted to die... Wait- i know! The male main character always has a female sidekick who is almost as powerful as he is.
This individual MUST be found, and their ass-kicking talents must be awoken! Just laying eyes on me should be enough...
Also, I'll shorten my name down to 'The Protagonist' for the sake ease of writing for now. No, this is totally not narcissistic at all or anything. It's totally just a functional name. I'll only keep it until i am given a better one, which i will humbly accept, because i am just that humble. And definitely not because i am crap at coming up with names.
(Temporary) Name: The Protagonist
Description: smol lizard. Was high school student, totally handsome and smart, and totally not the writer's ideal fantasy-self insert. Was hit by Truck-Kun, reincarnated in another world as skink, but becoming overpowered. I.e the setup for every isekai anime that tries to be super original. Don't worry, i'll have a human form early on by the second issue, completely destroying the original premise. Also all the girls are drawn to me somehow, despite me being a literal tiny fucking lizard lmao, maybe they can see the beauty in my soul or some bullshit like that.
Abilities: Whatever the plot demands in the moment. The ability to copy/absorb the abilities of other monsters is explicit though, probably by eating them. Which also means i can eat stuff way bigger than i should be able to. And also the ability grow bigger by eating stuff, so that i can eat even bigger stuff. Yes, this will inevitably lead to me eating a celestial body by the last (yeah right) chapter.
Current Level: 1
Oh yeah, i forgot to include a level counter before. Gotta have a non-narrative way to tell everyone how much powerful i've become!
You scout about your girl-graced surroundings, seeking to find that one special sidekick whose incredible powers lie dormant just waiting to be awakened by you. After browsing through a dozen pretty, enamored faces, you aren't yet convinced you've found her… and then, off in the distance, someone catches your eye. A cute village girl returning from a trip from the forest with a basket of freshly foraged berries. Her gaze meets yours and she is entranced… but there is hesitation in her eyes. She doesn't understand what she feels, and the momentous significance of your meeting. Confusion and anxiety overwhelm her, as she adamantly resists your charm, denying the power sleeping within her and refusing the call to adventure. Instead of joining the other girls adoringly surrounding you, she steadfastly shies away from you, and her destiny.
Meanwhile, the invading bandits are soon defeated and the village saved thanks to a lightning-fast Gnomish mage and a Gun-fu fighting zebraman. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Temporary) Name: The Protagonist
Description: smol lizard. Was high school student, totally handsome and smart, and totally not the writer's ideal fantasy-self insert. Was hit by Truck-Kun, reincarnated in another world as skink, but becoming overpowered. I.e the setup for every isekai anime that tries to be super original. Don't worry, i'll have a human form early on by the second issue, completely destroying the original premise. Also all the girls are drawn to me somehow, despite me being a literal tiny fucking lizard lmao, maybe they can see the beauty in my soul or some bullshit like that.
Abilities: Whatever the plot demands in the moment. The ability to copy/absorb the abilities of other monsters is explicit though, probably by eating them. Which also means i can eat stuff way bigger than i should be able to. And also the ability grow bigger by eating stuff, so that i can eat even bigger stuff. Yes, this will inevitably lead to me eating a celestial body by the last (yeah right) chapter.
Current Level: 1
Bulk rip page out of book and then eat page to gain knowleg
1d6: 3The book's innards are indeed softer than its shell! You rip a page out of the ancient tome and gobble it down like a soggy potato chip, the flavor of age-old paper filling your mouth. Yet between the stale taste and the unpleasantly dry texture, something intangible seems to cede itself to your will.
Knowleg.It's hard to decipher just what it means, but you can feel it vaguely filling the recesses of your mind with enigmatic equations and conundrums such as "1 chirp + 2 chirps = 3 chirps" and "if life gives you lemons, build a home up in the trees and feed the lemons to your younglings." And so with these mystic insights unfolding, you soon find yourself with intimate knowledge of the nesting habits of 14 different species of seabirds, along with the know-how of imitating their mating calls. …The more you know!
However, your book-eating delights are soon put to a forcible stop, as a distinctly prominent robed figure strides towards you and wrenches the injured book from your hands with a mortified expression. "You! What have you done!? You've maimed this ancient avian codex beyond repair!" He looks down at the torn page with tragic anguish, before turning to you and pointing a stern finger towards the library exit. "Out! You are henceforth banished from the Grand Library!" he declares furiously, his echoes sounding throughout the great halls.
Name: Bulk
Description: A muscular man, wearing nothing but a pair of black socks, heart pattered boxers and pink cross. His eyes are glassy and vacant, drool sometimes dribbles down his chin.
Class: Bulk
Knowledge
Nesting habits of 14 different species of seabirds, along with the know-how of imitating their mating calls
Bite the goblin and get it bleeding! Hopefully it'll die soon, from the fear, the racing heart, and the dirty sewers.
1d6: 5*CHOMP!*
In one fell crunch, your jaws find the madman's jugular, causing blood to gush forth in unstoppable quantities. He doesn't even have time to scream before collapsing on the ground, reduced to a twitching mangled mass, his lifeblood flowing profusely out of that gnarly wound. Pretty soon the life is leaving his bewildered eyes, and all that will remain of this random sewer-goer will be a crimson, sewage-covered yet oddly well-dressed corpse.
[Battle won: Enraged Sewer Monkey. EXP Gained: +1]Name: Bitey
Description: A tiny dragon with dreams of growing big.
Class: Dragon
EXP Gained: 1
HP: 9/10
Bonk the bandits.
1d6: 1You ready your bonking stick and make for the nearest bandit!... but you miss and bonk a villager instead (and bonked 'em good you did!)! The villager is totally bamboozled (bonkboozled?... bambonkled??) by your bonk, yelping and reeling backwards, knocking down several more villagers behind him. A chain of villagers fall like dominoes due to your inauspicious bonk, as the raiders take full advantage of the situation, killing several of the helpless victims while taking a few more hostage. To make things worse, a stray arrow hits you and you lose 1 HP!
HP: 9/10Fortunately, the village is soon saved by heroes - a lightning fast Gnomish mage and a Gun-fu fighting zebra-man. The villagers cheer at their saviors, while giving you angry glances.
me: thing
type: changer
specialty: bonking
place: same anywhere
words: thing is a thing and a changey thing and is brown and has a stick which is long for bonking and can run really fast
HP: 9/10
Kill all the bandits with my gun-fu powers!
1d6: 5In a sequence of spectacular bravado, you maneuver from bandit to bandit, utterly annihilating each and every one of them with fists flying and pistols blazing. None of them even stood a hair of a chance against your godly Gun-fu prowess. One has to wonder why these poor, foolish bastards even tried to invade this unassuming little hamlet. Of course, there were those few bandits who got away with a few village hostages, but the vast majority of the invaders now lie dead and defeated before you. The villagers cheer at you, regarding you as the hero and savior of the village, along with a lightning fast Gnomish mage who similarly helped quell the invaders in heroic fashion. There were, however, not many cheers for the little bonking creature who only managed to worsen the situation before you saved the day.
[Battle won: Invasion of Quaintsville. EXP Gained: +1]Name: Blarg
Description: A humanoid with the head of a zebra.
Class: Gun-fu practitioner
EXP Gained: 1
Inventory
50 gold pieces
A bubbling green potion
A standard issue Gun-fu pistol
A mysterious note
Titles Earned
Savior of Quaintsville
/runtime_SpaceMiner.prog
//removal_code: Drill/Head/Bronze_Velour
install_code: Drill/Head/Vaccine.dat_Laser.prog
//target: Error.dat/monitor/SSFRPRPGG//admin folder/Chara
//target: corrupt.dat/monitor/programs/RedFlag_Monitor.prog
1d6: 4SpaceMiner.exe:::
[Data Drill Removed: Bronze Velour]
[Data Drill Installed: Vaccine.dat Laser]
Current Data Drill: Vaccine.dat Laser
Mining Speed: 1,500 cubic ⏹ / turn
Total Space Mined: 1,502 cubic ⏹
Total Space Left: ???
Runtime Diagnostics:::
Turns Running: 3
Estimated Turns Until Completion: ~18,370,000
Corrupt datablocks encountered: 199
Targeting Error.dat/monitor/SSFRPRPGG//admin folder/Chara… ☢️☢️
Procedure successful!
Monitor/System_NPCs::: Partial access granted
Monitor/Admins::: Partial access granted
Targeting corrupt.dat/monitor/programs/RedFlag_Monitor.prog… ☢️☢️
Procedure successful!
Monitor/Corrupted::: Partial access grantedMonitor.exe:::
Server Name: SSFRPRPGG
Registered Owner: Serendipity M. Arlox
Player Count: 9
Player List:
Blarg
thing
Bitey
Bulk
$V̷͎̥͔̲͉͍̪͇͙͇̎͆͆͛̑͗̾̓͑̉̍̀́A̷̧̢͓̙̞̯̩̝̠̤̗͈̳͓͑̃̐̔͛͗̎̾̈́̆̉̚͜L̷̨̘̮̜͍̜̦̗̓̃̓̈́͊̐̒̎̃͊͐͝͝͝͝Í̴̤̟̻͕͇͎͓͑̃̅̂̓̃̍̂͘D̷͕̟̦͖̼̳͛̋̀̐̍̉͐̅͑̇̋̄̑ͅ ̷̭̼͈̩̼̯͇̰̪̺̾̈́̈́̎̐̂̄̀̈́̕N̴̤̦͙̱͚̯̹͎͓̪̻͎͕͆͂̔̒̋̇̄̚͜͝͠A̵̻̜͉̞͇̻͐̾̿̂M̸̛̹̃̓̈́͋̎E̸̹̫̼̺͂̿̍͜$
Fizzleberry
The Protagonist
HAHAHAHAHA!
Flagged Players:
Name not found. {SUSPENDED ACCOUNT}
System NPCs:
Villagers []
Escaped Bandits []
Villager Hostages []
Grand Librarians []
[s]Bleeding Madman[/s]
Unknown4444
…and 1,845,378 more
Admins:
Serendipity
Aiko
IteratorX
WorldSustain
Tophat
namelol
...and 1 more
Corrupted map sectors detected:
Dark_Forest.map
Desert_City.map
…and 7 more
Corrupted items detected:
Elven_Sweetbread.item
A_mysterious_note.item
…and 476 more
Corrupted system files detected:
system32.dat
AikoMissive.txt
Game.exe
…and 19 more
Warning: Continued Unauthorized Activity Detected! Deploying Countermeasures…
Warning: You Asked For It!
Hostile program detected: Defender.exe
Access to SpaceMiner.exe lost!
SpaceMiner.exe: Access denied.[Hehe] HaHaHa! Let That Be A Lesson To Uou, MisBehaving User! [Hehe] [error]Name: Name not found.
Description: Description not found.
Class: Error
Account Status: Level 4 Critical Suspension
SpaceMiner.exe [MALFUNCTIONING] [LOCKED]
Monitor.exe [STABLE]
>SUDUCE 'ghastly abomination' USING 'abdominal muscles'
1d6: 3The [ghastly abomination] seems intrigued by your [abdominal muscles]! Its attitude seems to have shifted from [murderous bloodlust] to [coy reluctance], as it stammers a fiendish giggle, a light blush appearing on its deathly-cold, phantasmal cheek. It remains hesitant however, attempting to resist the draw of temptation away from its guardian duties, yet by the melancholic demeanor of its eyeless nightmarish face, it seems to helplessly pine for you and your manly fitness.
>Name: $V̷͎̥͔̲͉͍̪͇͙͇̎͆͆͛̑͗̾̓͑̉̍̀́A̷̧̢͓̙̞̯̩̝̠̤̗͈̳͓͑̃̐̔͛͗̎̾̈́̆̉̚͜L̷̨̘̮̜͍̜̦̗̓̃̓̈́͊̐̒̎̃͊͐͝͝͝͝Í̴̤̟̻͕͇͎͓͑̃̅̂̓̃̍̂͘D̷͕̟̦͖̼̳͛̋̀̐̍̉͐̅͑̇̋̄̑ͅ ̷̭̼͈̩̼̯͇̰̪̺̾̈́̈́̎̐̂̄̀̈́̕N̴̤̦͙̱͚̯̹͎͓̪̻͎͕͆͂̔̒̋̇̄̚͜͝͠A̵̻̜͉̞͇̻͐̾̿̂M̸̛̹̃̓̈́͋̎E̸̹̫̼̺͂̿̍͜$
>Race: HUMAN
>Class: Barbarian
>STR - 18
>DEX - 10
>CON - 12
>INT - 8
>WIS - 7
>CHA - 7
Name: HAHAHAHAHA!
Race: Shadar-Kai
Class: Dread Necromancer
Specialty: Blights
You find yourself in a
quaint little village! It seems there's been a huge battle here recently, with the bodies of recently slain bandits as well as villagers lying about. The village seems to be at peace now, and people are cheering at a few heroes who apparently helped save the day.
Name: HAHAHAHAHA!
Race: Shadar-Kai
Class: Dread Necromancer
Specialty: Blights
Author
Topic: Some Sorta Fantasy Role-Playing RPG Game カりイ詠リ因 (Read 3461 times)