Turn 55Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 4 Mushroom Mage
6/20 HP
10/40 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D10.
Roll: 3Wait what?
It seems like I am not going to go to an effort to fix what is clearly my own mistake this time, but thanks for pointing it out. I'll make sure that your inevitable permanent death isn't due to a GM error at the very least.
So yeah. You hit the
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime to deal 3 damage to it.
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QuarqueLevel 4 Troll Wizard named Mumo
1/20 HP
0/40 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Bludgie (
, Box of Moonlight (B), Quality Book (B), Duct Tape (6), Nail (1), Slime Heart (S)
Dice: D10
Roll: 4You purchase the Duct Tape and the Nail. You then look for additional loot that was dropped by the Swaggy Slime swarm. You get a Slime Heart.
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Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
4/15 HP
18/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15), Polished Crown (BC), Gem of Vanity (0)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 1Well it certainly looks like I made an error, but on the other hand with a roll like that I'm inclined to not bother fixing it for you. Also, you lost 1 HP because I HIT YOU! Actually know what? Lets make it 2 hp instead! If its just 1 damage then that makes me seem kind of weak.
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Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
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DevastatorLevel 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
8/15 HP
16/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Spear (C), Phat Loot (?), Glowing Potion of Slime Jelly and also a Monster Part (BC)
Dice: D8
Roll: 5What Slime Jelly? Oh wait, you're STILL covered in the stuff because you never bothered to wipe it off. Okay then.
And I wasted my question on Slime Jelly when what I really should have questioned you about if where the Stray Bottle came from.
... So you craft some junk to create an item that I am going to officially refer to as a Glowing Potion of Slime Jelly and also a Monster Part!
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A_Curious_CatLevel 3 Machinist
DEAD/15 HP
9/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Compact Saw of Healing (13), Salty Sword (B)
Dice: D8.
Roll: 1Wait does this have something to do with me giving Fluffe9911 Stif3's turn (Or the other way around I guess)?
Well you rolled a 1 so you certainly didn't accomplish whatever it was you set out to do. You remain dead, or if you really actually truly weren't dead before then you are dead now, which is just, such a minor inconvenience! Or at least it would have been if not for the door being smashed. It might qualify as a regular inconvenience now!
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HorizonLevel 3 Fallen Oak Tree Sentinel
15/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D8
Roll: 8You manage to rest and recover your health back to gull! That was actually supposed to be "full" and not "gull" but my finger missed the f key several times in a row and I didn't want to put the effort into fixing the typo. Never you mind that writing out this whole sphiel took waaaay more effort than just fixing it would have. Or the fact that I successfully used the f key well over a dozen times within it. FFFFFFFFFFFF. The F is for how funny the GM isn't.
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King ZultanLevel 3 Zebra Sphere
15/15 HP
10/20 Exp.
Swag: Majestic Potion (B)
Slime Coins: 23
Dice: D8.
Roll: 2You start to roll a bit.
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MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
4/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Two Spears (C), Flint (1)
Slime Coins: 0
Roll: 1You fail to rest for some reason. Now to make up a reason as to why. Lets say... Um... King Zultan rolls over your leg and you lose 1 HP! Yeah, that works.
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MeimieFan88Level 1 Flummoxed Sardine
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4
Roll: 1Well to make a long story short your roll of a 1 resulted in you no longer having a Slime.
Alternatively to make a short story long, Once upon a time there existed a small and peculiar slime. This slime, however, found itself in a predicament—it had no name. While other creatures of the land possessed unique identities, this nameless slime felt lost and unfulfilled.
The other residents admired the beauty of nature and the vibrant Chiranthodendron flowers that adorned their gardens. Slimes were typically assigned to assist in nurturing and tending to these delicate plants, ensuring their growth and bloom. But the nameless slime longed for something more than a life spent as a gardener.
Day after day, as the slime observed the other creatures embarking on exciting adventures and journeys, it yearned to escape its mundane existence. It dreamt of exploring distant lands, encountering magical creatures, and discovering its true purpose.
One day, fueled by a surge of courage, the slime made a decision. It would defy its assigned role and venture out into the unknown. With determination in its heart, the slime bid farewell to the Chiranthodendron it was meant to care for, promising to return one day with a name of its own.
Setting off on its journey, the slime encountered forests teeming with ancient wisdom, majestic mountains that reached the heavens, and sparkling rivers that whispered tales of forgotten lore. Along the way, it encountered a colorful array of creatures who shared their stories and knowledge, guiding the slime on its path of self-discovery.
TL;DR ChatGPT is fun to use sometimes.
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Egan_BWLevel 1 Headless Tiny Purple T-Rex
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree Stump (1), Shoddy Ladder (c), Platform Treehouse Foundation (c). Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1), 300 Points
Dice: D4
Roll: 2You decide to try arresting the
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General but...
Boss Counter!Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled a 10. It backhands you right in the face for 13 damage. You are now a Headless Tiny Purple T-Rex!
--Unaligned Slimes--
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-262/Infinity HP.Mega Boss Lump (Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime: 2/57 HP (Damaged by Fluffe9911, Strif3, Quarque)
Mystery Box Slime: 12/13 HP
Scary Duck Slime: 8/8 HP--Army 1 Slimes--
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General: 235/288 HPMerciless Condor Joker Gladiator Slime: 46/80 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime: 33/89 HP (Damaged by Horizon and MonkeyMarkMario)
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime: 24/24 HP--Battle Reports--
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime rolled a 7. The GM promptly regrets looking up horrible duck facts on Google and the DDD Slime just regular attacks Strif3 to deal 6 damage.
Mystery Box Slime rolled a 3. It... Um... Looks for snails? I am not taking this update very seriously am I?
Scary Duck Slime rolled a 4. It is now a Scary Duck Slime!
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled a 1. Honestly this thing has been around here for too long, so I'm removing its counterattack ability! (The one I processed this turn is the last one)
Merciless Condor Joker Gladiator Slime rolled a 10... Um... It is now a
Merciless Condor Joker Gladiator Slime?
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime rolled a 1. The plants it was trying to grow were choked out by weeds!
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime rolled a 2. It just sort of loiters around.
Gemstone Phoenix Slime rolled a 4. It flies back into the Infinite Wall of Slime!
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