Turn 12
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You charge the Boss Lump and stab it, causing 5 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! But no slimes pop out...
(Tip: Better dice have a lower critical chance, a lower fail rate, and better results on average)
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You slash the Boss Lump to deal 2 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime. Nothing pops out. Hmm...
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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You eat the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage! You gain 1 exp!
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Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to fire off the closest thing you can have to a magical nuke while still being level 1. The Gift Shop Slime retaliates by throwing a tacky slime figurine at you, which prematurely detonates your attack causing it to explode on you dealing 3 damage! You are now DEAD!
You find yourself in a room. A skeleton guy in a black robe is busy mopping the floor. He is wearing a nametag that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". There are a bunch of board games lined up on shelves on the wall. To your east is a door labelled "LIFE".
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
It turns out that a furniture menu isn't an actual thing. Seems like you'll need to go collect your tree the hard way.
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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to latch onto the Boss Lump; but the Boss Lump appears to be too powerful to consume in this manner!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You appear to have already found all the good stuff that you are likely to find that would be of specific interest to a Machinist. Unless you wanted to buy a wrench for 1 Slime Coin.
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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You and your Squirrel Slime ally, (who rolled a 2) attack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 4 damage! A Dragonfly Slime flies out of the wall!
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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
Umm... I guess you're a human man, and men aren't supposed to cry or something. Society's generally accepted gender norms are sort of BS, but on the other hand this is as good as you can reasonably expect a 1 roll to go for you.
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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to head to the shop, but for some reason there's a tree blocking you from entering. Noteworthy is the fact that the tree is obstructing the shop door from the inside of the shop!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You brutalize the Giraffe Slime for 8 damage before King Zultan eats it. You gain 1 exp!
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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You try to hit the wall, but you fumble your weapon mid-swing!
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You thank Fish Sugarpants and then punch the Pillow Slime. It only did 1 damage but it did the trick! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You decide to just sort of give the Gift Slime a tour of the Infinite Wall of Slime. The Gift Shop slime just sort of goes along with it and doesn't seem to enthused. Possibly because it was part of the wall just moments ago.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-69/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (7)
Dragonfly Slime: 4/4 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime was punched out! Naturegril1999 gained 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Giraffe Slime was defeated! King Zultan and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp.
Gift Shop Slime rolled a 4! It counterattacks Knightwing64 for 3 damage!
The Boss Lump starts to wobble... It rolls a 3. It is still embedded in the Infinite Wall of Slime.
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