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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24142 times)

Horizon

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Buy the note pad, later I shall write my tale once I can afford a pencil. Return to the wall and punch the Regular Slime.
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Go and Praise Mitsloe the artist of my avatar!

A_Curious_Cat

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Kick the Backpack Slime really, really hard.
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Devastator

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Go through the Life door, and attack the Lighthouse Slime!
« Last Edit: March 27, 2023, 07:24:14 pm by Devastator »
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Nirur Torir

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Steal an exp from the squirrel slime.
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BlackPaladin99

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attack apple slime
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Quarque

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attack apple slime

"thanks for the help, eh.." a wizard troll looks confused at the undefined blob fighting at his side.
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IronyOwl

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Mend the wounds of my poor stolen squirrel slime.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Supernerd

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Turn 9

Tip: Actions are generally processed in the order in which players post their actions, as opposed to top to bottom on the list.


Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You steal a point of exp by jamming your hand into it and yanking out something, dealing 2 damage to the Squirrel Slime and destroying it!

You LEVEL UP!
This means two things. First of all you get some additional max HP, which is just excellent. Even better is that you get to trade out your lousy D4 for a D6! Its really the minimum you need to be decent at any RTD game. You may want to reference your D6-having when you act just to make sure the GM doesn't roll a crappy D4 for you by accident.

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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2

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Knightwing64
Level 1
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

Offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
Its really only possible to get Slime Coins by defeating Slimes. Fortunately though, someone else neglected to pick up a previously dropped Slime Coin and you pick the thing up with your tiny hands.

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You challenge DEATH to a game of checkers, but DEATH emerges victorious this time. Fortunately there doesn't appear to be any terrible consequences for losing.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You decide to kick the Backpack Slime really hard, blowing it away and dealing 8 damage! You gain 1 exp, but the dropped Slime Coins end up pretty far away from where you stood when you kicked it.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You manage to resurrect your former ally, and increase its maximum health up to 3! It returns to your Ally section!

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Fluffe9911
Level 1 Human Adventurer
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D4.

Offscreen

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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
4/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You buy the notepad. You take a swing at the Regular Slime but whiff the attack! The Slime then hits you in the knees dealing 1 damage.

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You go through the LIFE door and stop being dead! You then smash the Lighthouse Slime for 8 damage! You gain 2 exp and help yourself to the Slime Coin that was dropped.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You crit the Apple Slime, dealing 8 damage to it! You gain 1 exp from the kill.

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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
Gobsmack doesn't actually mean smack, but rather it means to astonish. You astonish the Apple Slime by smacking it, dealing 1 damage to it!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
2/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You try biting the Bubblegum Slime. It seems unharmed by this attack, and in fact it seems like it could withstand and endless amount of biting! The bubbleslime hits you right in the face and you lose 3 HP!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-40/Infinity HP.
Hammer Slime: 2/4 HP (Attacked by Strif3 and A_Curious_Cat)
Bubblegum Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Backpack Slime was defeated. Naturegirl1999 and A_Curious_Cat gain 1 exp. 3 Slime Coins drop to the ground.
Lighthouse Slime was defeated! Devastator gains 2 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Squirrel Slime was defeated. Nirur Torir gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Apple Slime was defeated. BlackPaladin99 and Quarque gain 1 exp. No Slime Coins dropped.


Hammer Slime rolled a 1. It gets lost on its way back to the Infinite Wall of Slime somehow.
Bubblegum Slime rolled a 4. It hits Naturegirl1999 right between the eyes dealing 3 damage!
Regular Slime rolled a 3. It hits Horizon for 1 damage.
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Naturegirl1999

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Punch the Bubblegum Slime
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Egan_BW

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Go to the Shoppe and buy a shade tree with my one slime coin.
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IronyOwl

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Bop the slime wall with my newly resurrected ally!
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Fluffe9911

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Our hero finally stops zoning out "Oh sorry I was just so flabbergasted that actually worked!"

I head out the door and go back to slaying slimes!
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A_Curious_Cat

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Run and grab all of the Slime Coins that were dropped by the Backpack Slime.  After that, go and find the Hammer Slime and hurl it really hard against the Regular Slime.  Pick up all of the coins that they drop, too.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2023, 02:17:17 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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Quarque

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"Thanks again for the help, .." the Troll Wizard says to the level 1 .

He picks up the two remaining coins dropped by the Backpack Slime and tosses one of them to the Human Girl with an ugly grin.
Then he hits the wall.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2023, 12:10:48 am by Quarque »
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King Zultan

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Start smacking the wall until god tasting things fall out.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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