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Author Topic: (ISG) Kip's Journey  (Read 3119 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2022, 12:00:32 am »

Nod and tell him that we're definitely feral and don't know any better than to commit our various crimes.
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Wait...this guy has hair...aren't we supposed to be cutting any and all hair we come across?
I guess the crab claws could be used as little snips?
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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2022, 02:12:42 am »

Nod and tell him that we're definitely feral and don't know any better than to commit our various crimes.
+1

Wait...this guy has hair...aren't we supposed to be cutting any and all hair we come across?
I guess the crab claws could be used as little snips?
+1!
+1!
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« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2022, 03:51:05 pm »

Summary: a bunch of insane ramblings about cutting hair and being feral.
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Kip confesses just how feral he is, and how he can't stop himself from doing the things that got him here in the first place. Oh, and that Herri's next.
"Ayyup, feral folk."

The crab isn't cooperating, so Kip tears off those claws in a feat of incredible grip strength. Poor crab. Kip has acquired Snipping Claws. Kip charges with his signature Hair-Cutting Blitz!
THUD!

And meets the end of Herri's stick.

"You know, am sure that fellow had the shaving thing coming. Me, though, am keen on keeping me hair. An don't be touching the crabs—"

Before Kip can finish making the worst first impression possible, a rumbling deafens the pair. It comes from the sand below; something massive and hulking is billowing out from beneath it.

A really big crab.

"Riiiight. Don't touch them crabs an hurt them like that. Is a mum or pa in the sand. Time to run, ah?"
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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2022, 03:53:46 pm »

Time for crab.
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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2022, 04:00:02 pm »

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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2022, 11:22:05 pm »

AHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2022, 01:03:04 am »

Is it a hairy crab? If so cut the crab's hair! If not then those eyestalks look kinda like hair, cut them!
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« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2022, 02:28:18 am »

That big crab is challenging us with its very existence! Lets kick its ass!
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« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2022, 03:53:14 pm »

"Time to run, ah?"

ah.
+ah
+ah

Kip and Herri calmly depart the premises.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
The massive unfriendly crab follows after them. With alarming speed.

Up the beach, around a few trees, a few more circles and a mad dash into the thickening foliage.

At some point, the thing gave up. The rumbling in Kip and Herri's chests, however, left them none the wiser to the crab's withdrawal. So they kept running. That final dash was the nail in Kip's dry, dehydrated coffin. He keeled right over and ate the dirt in the midst of a grove littered with patches of sand. Like a flat stone into the dirt. Thump. Pbbtt.


"Waiwaiwaiwait! Don' flip on me now!"

Kip fades from consciousness.
Kip has lost possession of the dinghy.



The faint taste of coconut—far off, like a distant memory...
And then it's gone.


Some time later, as Kip's eyes slowly open...

"... can do nothing. Wait! Look!"
"More mumbling. I am telling you, Herri, he's too far—"
"No, look! He's waking!"
"He's been waking half a day now. The sea take these games of yours."
"C'mon, feral boy! Get spiff!" Herri snaps his fingers before Kip's benumbed face.

Kip's coming to. His head is pulsing with pain and his stomach hurts. It's not all bad, though: his mouth is wet and he's not dizzy. This dehydration problem's been solved.

There's the faint heat of a fire at his toes. He's sat upright with something damp on his back.
It's tough to focus on much past the two faces in front of him; those being Herri and a woman of dark skin and darker, messy black hair. She's not young, but she's not old.
It feels impossible for Kip to move any of his limbs right now, but his strength is slowly returning.
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Superdorf

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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2022, 09:36:48 pm »

mumble thanks and apologies, in no particular order
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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2022, 12:04:42 am »

Mumble something about needing to cut hair.
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That black hair looks pretty cuttable...
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Attempt to cut the black hair!
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King Zultan

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« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2022, 03:31:23 am »

Mumble something about needing to cut hair.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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techno65535

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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2022, 11:15:24 am »

Mumble something about needing to cut hair.
+1
That black hair looks pretty cuttable...
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... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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