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Author Topic: (ISG) Kip's Journey  (Read 3134 times)

Haspen

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Re: (ISG) Kip's Journey
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2022, 02:54:43 pm »

Fool! The tender meat of the crabs is juicy, and has moisture!

Capture and eat the crabs, they shall nourish us!
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2022, 02:30:09 am »

Fool! The tender meat of the crabs is juicy, and has moisture!

Capture and eat the crabs, they shall nourish us!
+1 Gotta get some of that sweet crab juice!
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2022, 02:47:58 am »

Fool! The tender meat of the crabs is juicy, and has moisture!

Capture and eat the crabs, they shall nourish us!
+1 Gotta get some of that sweet crab juice!
+1 Crab sashimi!
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2022, 12:45:45 pm »

Fool! The tender meat of the crabs is juicy, and has moisture!

Capture and eat the crabs, they shall nourish us!
+1 Gotta get some of that sweet crab juice!
+1 Crab sashimi!

This turns out to be... not so easy.

The crabs are small and fast and never stray far from their sand burrows. It takes the better part of Kip's patience and reflexes to muster a decent effort. But, eventually, a big enough crab makes the mistake of straying from the waves...

And Kip snatches it!

Kip has acquired one live crab!
Now he's just gotta crack it and maybe cook it...


"Trick'sa let'em do the work. Wait'em out by the rock pools."

There's a tall, lanky blond fellow real close. He's carrying a wooden pole and a bucket full of... crabs? Crabs. Kip must've missed him during all that desperate hunting.

"I got a big stick, though. That helps. Am Herri, by the by. You was on the exile ship, huh? Me an' too." He holds up his bucket'o'crabs. "Wanna some? Got lots, more than me or Pem can eat."

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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2022, 12:49:05 pm »

Show independence by gnawing on our own crab.
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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2022, 01:31:00 pm »

Show independence by gnawing on our own crab.

+1
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2022, 02:21:56 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2022, 04:14:15 pm »

Show independence by gnawing on our own crab.

+1

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"Nnrgghhllsnrrgllgrr," Kip chews and slobbers over his live, struggling crab.
"Oh, promise I won't take none of yours... ah, what's your name? Have one? You one of them feral folks? Seems a crime to be exiling one that don't know no better."
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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2022, 04:28:48 pm »

Nod and tell him that we're definitely feral and don't know any better than to commit our various crimes.
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2022, 04:43:05 pm »

This guy seems alright. Introduce ourselves politely (without mentioning our crimes,) and take Herri up on his offer. Maybe we know some crab-cooking tricks to make the critters taste better?
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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2022, 04:49:38 pm »

We are Herri the fisherman. Exiled for identity theft.
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2022, 04:56:46 pm »

You are what you (attempt) to eat, they say. Proceed to imitate a crab.

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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2022, 10:13:37 pm »

Wait...this guy has hair...aren't we supposed to be cutting any and all hair we come across?
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2022, 10:57:02 pm »

I guess the crab claws could be used as little snips?
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2022, 11:38:46 pm »

We are Herri the fisherman. Exiled for identity theft.

You are what you (attempt) to eat, they say. Proceed to imitate a crab.

Wait...this guy has hair...aren't we supposed to be cutting any and all hair we come across?

I guess the crab claws could be used as little snips?

+1 to all of this!
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