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[Droggarth]

My warrioress got the name Destinedtwist for killing the first attacking kobold bowman. Umm.. Destinedtwist... no. Just. No.

[Sharpoint]

World's most redundant war name:
Conflict of Wars

Also
War of Threats is by far the most playground style dispute ever

Exaggeration is key

[Uzu Bash]

I saw something like it, don't remember the exact names but it was a war with one battle, a battle of punching, and one event, some guy got his upper front teeth knocked out by a guy from another site group. And that was the whole of the civil war: 1 victory, 0 deaths.

[Amperzand]

"The South will rise!" *PUNCH* "Never mind! I'm sorry, jeeze!"

[Sharpoint]

In the midspring of 49, The Fruity Town of The Vile Howl launched an expedition to reclaim The Pit Of Juice.

Anyone else thirsty?

[Droggarth]

In the midspring of 49, The Fruity Town of The Vile Howl launched an expedition to reclaim The Pit Of Juice.

Anyone else thirsty?

Agh, Hilarious! Depends on what juice though.. I shudder to think.

[Bumber]

In the midspring of 49, The Fruity Town of The Vile Howl launched an expedition to reclaim The Pit Of Juice.

Anyone else thirsty?

Agh, Hilarious! Depends on what juice though.. I shudder to think.

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Mog_juice

[nomoetoe]

I found a 102 page manual called Animal courtship for students: It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges in the writers fantasies Overall the prose is passable.
Oh my, what kind of fantasies.

Also I found someone who is the worshiper of loli.

[Elfhater69]

I found a 102 page manual called Animal courtship for students: It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges in the writers fantasies Overall the prose is passable.
Oh my, what kind of fantasies.

Also I found someone who is the worshiper of loli.

4chan is in df now?

[Uzu Bash]

Speciallenses. Sounds like they have my brand.

[L0rd L33t]

Some personal examples:

Thethrus Polishedlutes the Uncertain Rage of Beans the dwarf

Baitslunk the Deceiver of Snails the ass demon - beware it's deadly gas! (Also it was killed by a giant snail)

Search for the Promised Muffins (the writing has a touch of melancholy)

Ok. These three are absolutely hilarious! Let me guess, Thethrus farted a lot?

Also the the fact that a demon that was notorious for decieving snails was slain by a heroic giant snail was probably a one in a zillion chance of generating!

[TheFlame52]

I've got a demon that got killed by a camel. A giant snail is nothing.

[mirrizin]

I just conquered The Perfect Bastion from some criminals.

[ZM5]

I've got a demon that got killed by a camel. A giant snail is nothing.

I'd say a giant snail is quite something considering that demon's title. Seems like that was one snail he couldn't deceive.

Now I have this image in my head of that dumb badly drawn Goofy meme going "are u trying to cheat me again" but with a snail's head and saying "deceive" instead of "cheat".

[NorkasAradel]

Speciallenses. Sounds like they have my brand.

THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND