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Iapetus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1905 on: July 03, 2011, 06:42:02 pm »

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1906 on: July 04, 2011, 06:50:13 pm »

Mill Murdercake

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That's terrific!

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1907 on: July 05, 2011, 08:28:40 am »

I just got an artifact platinum warhammer by the name of PrideUnited. Guess he likes the way im running the place!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1908 on: July 05, 2011, 08:38:30 am »

The Forest of Skirts, a conifer forest. The conifer part makes it funnier, considering the tiles used to represent them. Pity it wasn't The Forest of Umbrellas though.

The Frost of Hell. Now we just need the Pigs of Flying.

Not far from there, The Still Glittery Hills. They're near a large elven civ, so I guess they pass there frequently, hence still being glittery.

The Hills of Death, funny for being decidedly non-evil and surrounded by an evil sea called 'The Sea of Eels'. Eels, my god.

A night creature cave called The Dead of Night. More 'accidental actual phrase' than 'funny', but still.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1909 on: July 05, 2011, 02:44:18 pm »

I downloaded the game today.

I'm currently seeking out the capital of Moistenedgrip. :D
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1910 on: July 05, 2011, 03:08:11 pm »

Yesterday I got a guy named So-and-so Whitewet.

I don't entirely know why the RNG is being so dirty.
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« Reply #1911 on: July 05, 2011, 03:23:23 pm »

I just found a peasant whose sisters had been attacked by a grizzly bear, with one of them getting killed while the other escaped. The grizzly was named Fel Grizzlydevious.
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« Reply #1912 on: July 05, 2011, 11:47:24 pm »

I just found a peasant whose sisters had been attacked by a grizzly bear, with one of them getting killed while the other escaped. The grizzly was named Fel Grizzlydevious.

Must have been one devious Grizzly.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1913 on: July 06, 2011, 01:17:17 am »

Mill Murdercake

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That's terrific!

for further terrific, i am playing him using a fork and knife in hand, thank armok that his dodge is so high or i think he would've been a goner by now.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1914 on: July 06, 2011, 02:48:16 pm »

I came to a town named Sunnymuffins :D

Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.

When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1915 on: July 06, 2011, 06:24:43 pm »

I came to a town named Sunnymuffins :D

Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.

When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:

I once ran into a small child (She was six, iirc), who lost an eye to a night creature.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1916 on: July 06, 2011, 10:23:10 pm »

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"

Best part? They were peaceful, it turned out. I guess that wasn't so much a threat as a reassurance? Anyway, with a name like that, I don't think they have to worry.
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« Reply #1917 on: July 07, 2011, 03:13:45 am »

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"
A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?
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« Reply #1918 on: July 07, 2011, 03:18:37 am »

"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"
A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?
Nah, their previous names were just so shit that they flushed them.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1919 on: July 07, 2011, 06:22:55 pm »

Dear god don't continue with this line of puns...

Anyway;
Are Lashgirls the dark monster wife.

I'm not sure if I want to go fight her or not... :o
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