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[Urist McCheeseMaker]

They may get a bit disloyal if you send them into combat naked and unarmed.

[Zarnium]

I haven't been playing long, but one of the first worlds I created with the world generator had a huge sea called "The Sea of Dying"  .

[Nighthawk]

The Keeper town of Sucusmater...
Sounds bad enough, but the ironic thing is, it's located in the Dominant Hills...

UPDATE - Even worse - A mountain range named "The Dutiful Fingers."
Does the DF Random Name Generator pride itself on being so suggestive?

[sinister agent]

The first shop I visited was called "The Pants of Searing".

I went next door instead.

[RayesKotrora]

This one is quite old, but I just remembered about this thread.

[UristMcHuman]

I have an adventurer that I had for quite a while named Jasro Wealthstood. I later killed a few dozen enemies, starting my career off with a bandit or three, and later gained the name "Jasro Weathstood the Ripe Armor of Soaking". I thought, "What the heck? The Ripe Armor of Soaking? What kind of a name is that?". I later got used to it. I gained a reputation of 'Greatly respected for heroic acts' in other civilisations, a 'Hero' in my home civ, and I think 'Hero' in the one I spent much of my time in, called Cusaldur. I retired in Lovegirlish, the Cusaldur capital.

[SeriousConcentrate]

This one is quite old, but I just remembered about this thread.

Wow. For some reason I find that funnier than most of the innuendo-laden names the RNG seems to drop on a regular basis. ^^ For a contribution of my own, I can't remember if I already posted this or not but I genned a world with "The Wet Oceans." Probably named by The Obvious Captain on one of his excursions to map the world.

[UltraValican]

This one is quite old, but I just remembered about this thread.

Pikeman:So tell me about the Hairy Nuts
Othla Neltilcebe, Human: I don't now much about it,_{besides the fact that your girlfreind loved mine...}
Othla Nelticebe has been struck down
or
Pikeman: So what can I help you with
Othla Neltilcebe: Oh well....you can help Dis Market
Pikeman: Whats the name of the market?
Othal Neltilcebe: Well.......
Othla Nelticebe has been struck down

[Eric Blank]

A random name for my adventurer: Haybi Vabbusfayderpin, or Sistersbabies. Cobalds are odd.

[NotPete]

Just got a new artifact weapon: Obeyedshorn the Doctrines of Silencing

[noah22223]

A random name for my adventurer: Haybi Vabbusfayderpin, or Sistersbabies. Cobalds are odd.

Oh, those cutebolds!

[Spish]

One of my companions was named Durpi. Durpi Bigcrush. He may not have been the smartest recruit, but that kid had so much heart.

[UristMcHuman]

I was once part of a civilization known as 'The Nude Thief'. I was like, "What. The. F. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR CIV THE NUDE THIEF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?".

[Cannabust]

Mill Murdercake

"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"

and I once had an ocean on my  world named "The Ocean of Puke". Surprisingly, it was the color of puke.

[Tlc2011]

I was JUST ambushed while on my way to kill my first Roc. It's not the first time it happened, I got the quest ages ago but somehow an ambush happens halfway through to the lair and I lose most of my companions.

Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.

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