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[Stirk]

"Hey. I was going to do that. Rude."

[NUKE9.13]

Blood for the blood demon. Draw a card. Play:

"She's expendable. But in a good way. Anyway, there's no point in attacking, so let the storm roll in."

Hearts: 16
Board: Demon Footsoldier (3/2), Star Wish Waifu (1/1), Star Wish Waifu (1/2)
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Demon Footsoldier
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu

Stars: 2
Hand: Sorry I didn't notice you were keeping your hand list up to date, my bad. 3
Deck: ?

Stars: 2
Hand: 5
Deck: 58

[FallacyofUrist]

"And all is swept away. I draw - and Storm Cell resolves, and all cards in play are eradicated. My Clover Fairy returns to my hand."

"Now, I play the Big Friendly Ghost and end my turn."

Hearts: 20
Hand: 8
Stars: 1
Deck: 51

Big Friendly Ghost (2 Attack / 1 Heart)

Spring Flower Maiden, Mystery Ghost, Beetle Brood, Beetle Brood, Storm Cell, Summer Star Maiden

[Stirk]

"You can't stop me from clearing the board! It is my right as a CYOGTCarican!"

Hearts: 16
Board: Nothing
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Demon Footsoldier X2, Star Wish Waifu X2
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu

Stars: 2
Hand: Sorry I didn't notice you were keeping your hand list up to date, my bad. 3
Deck: ?

Stars: 2
Hand: 5
Deck: 58

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[FallacyofUrist]

"What a strange stalemate this is. I draw, once again."

I draw. I smile slightly.

"Finally. Now, I reveal and return Thorn Ward from my hand to my deck to draw another card!"



My Ward is reabsorbed into my deck, which I take another card from.

"Now - Spring Flower Maiden!"



"When Spring Flower Maiden is played, I gain one Star, and draw two cards."

"With this renewed arsenal, I end my turn."

Hearts: 20
Hand: 10
Stars: 2
Deck: 48

Spring Flower Maiden (0 Attack / 2 Hearts)

Spring Flower Maiden, Mystery Ghost, Beetle Brood, Beetle Brood, Storm Cell, Summer Star Maiden, Big Friendly Ghost

[NUKE9.13]

Draw. Play:

"Let's put some pressure on the board."

Done.

Hearts: 16
Board: Cyberpunk Waifu (3/6)
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Demon Footsoldier X2, Star Wish Waifu X2
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu

Stars: 2
Hand: 3
Deck: ?

Stars: 0
Hand: 5
Deck: 57

[FallacyofUrist]

"It is unholy how cheap that gremlin is. I draw."

By now I visibly struggle to hold the collective mass of eleven cards in my engorged hand. I slowly chuckle, then outright laugh.

"This is... a terrible idea. But let's keep going and see what happens. I play the Fall Festival Maiden!"



"Let's see if you have enough fodder to spare to accelerate your own Star gain. But considering how small your hands are, perhaps you don't! Each player - that goes for all three of us - may now choose to play between zero and three cards from our hands, face down, for their full cost! For every card played, the player playing it gains a Star."

I set three zero-cost cards face down, and gain three Stars. You may make use of this effect as well now, if you so choose.



"End turn."

Hearts: 20
Hand: 7
Stars: 4
Deck: 47

Spring Flower Maiden (0 Attack / 2 Hearts)
Fall Festival Maiden (0 Attack / 2 Hearts)
Facedown #1
Facedown #2
Facedown #3

Spring Flower Maiden, Mystery Ghost, Beetle Brood, Beetle Brood, Storm Cell, Summer Star Maiden, Big Friendly Ghost

[NUKE9.13]

(I agree that these "Opponent has to make a choice on your turn" cards should not exist. But here we are)



I gain three stars from placing three 0-star cards face down. I will remind Stirk that the region rules let us exchange stars for cards 1:1, so this is a good chance to cycle through 0-star cards you don't need (even ones that generate stars themselves, since this is a chance to get their star for free (sort of)), to gain extra draw potential to A) Replace those 0-star cards, and B) Buff Cyberpunk Waifu.

Hearts: 16
Board: Cyberpunk Waifu (3/6)
  Facedown Card A (cannot flip), Facedown Card B (cannot flip), Facedown Card C (cannot flip)
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Demon Footsoldier X2, Star Wish Waifu X2
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu

Stars: 2
Hand: 3
Deck: ?

Stars: 3
Hand: 2
Deck: 57

[Stirk]

"Oh right, I should point out that I'm not putting any cards face down. Is it my turn now?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Oh right, I should point out that I'm not putting any cards face down. Is it my turn now?"

"Yes, yes it is."

[NUKE9.13]

Uh. Stirk?

[Stirk]

I need to be at my computer to post turns :-/



"I remove the demons from play along with one of the Star Wish Waifus to summon a Mountain of Bodies piled up to my chin! Cyberpunk Waifu gets a +1/1 from me drawing a card, which she then uses to kill your Spring Flower Maiden!"

Hearts: 16
Board: Cyberpunk Waifu (4/7), Mountain of Bodies (7/10)
  Facedown Card A (cannot flip), Facedown Card B (cannot flip), Facedown Card C (cannot flip)
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Star Wish Waifu
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu, Demon Footsoldier X2, Star Wish Waifu

Stars: 0
Hand: 3
Deck: ?

Stars: 3
Hand: 2
Deck: 57

[TricMagic]

(Suppose this result is to be expected. We don't really have much that can kill the mountain. And the Cyberpunk just continues to ramp up in the meantime.)

[FallacyofUrist]

"Very well then. I draw."

I examine my card with a grunt.

"At the risk of losing initiative? I pay one Star and play the Fairy Ring."



"Now, I attack your Mountain of Bodies with my Fall Festival Maiden! While it inevitably loses that battle and is destroyed, that triggers its effect of flipping a facedown card face up - which I use on my facedown Big Friendly Ghost!"



"I'm afraid I'll have to insist that your Mountain of Bodies return to your hand. Perhaps you can summon it again, but with what corpses? Now, I end my turn -"



"And from the ring, a fairy emerges."

Hearts: 20
Hand: 7
Stars: 3
Deck: 46

Facedown #1
Big Friendly Ghost (2 Attack, 1 Heart)
Facedown #3
Fairy Ring (0 Attack, 6 Hearts)
Fairy Token (1 Attack, 1 Heart)

Spring Flower Maiden, Mystery Ghost, Beetle Brood, Beetle Brood, Storm Cell, Summer Star Maiden, Big Friendly Ghost, Spring Flower Maiden, Fall Festival Maiden

[NUKE9.13]

"We don't have much that can deal with the Mountain, they say, then immediately deal with the Mountain. Humans are ever so fond of deception."

Draw (CW +1/+1).
I spend 1 Star to draw a card. (CW +1/+1)
Play:

Targeting Fairy token (I assume that it counts as biological, since generally fairies are depicted as living creatures). It is destroyed, gaining me a star.

Cyberpunk Waifu destroys the Fairy Ring.

Go.

Hearts: 16
Board: Cyberpunk Waifu (6/9)
  Facedown Card A (cannot flip), Facedown Card B (cannot flip), Facedown Card C (cannot flip)
Discard: Enkaphalin Refinery, Star Wish Waifu, Organ Harvest
Banish: Hydrafish, God Candidate Waifu, Demon Footsoldier X2, Star Wish Waifu

Stars: 0
Hand: 4
Deck: ?

Stars: 3
Hand: 3
Deck: 55