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Author Topic: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair  (Read 3992 times)

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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2022, 01:20:28 am »
OSHA officials are the worst thing that could happen to a dungeon or dwarven fort.

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We must acquire additional condoms!

Otherwise you'll get an STD?

(Sexually transmitted door)
Especially those, as they are worst kind of STD.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2022, 05:16:07 am »
You're forgetting Siege Transmitted Dwarf.

That's an STD to fear.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2022, 05:34:46 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 12, 2022, 05:16:07 am
You're forgetting Siege Transmitted Dwarf.

That's an STD to fear.

Man, should've used protective armor, now there are dwarves on me.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2022, 05:53:50 pm »
"Yea but dude it's your own fault. You delved too greedily and too deep. What did you think you'd find down there?"

My aptitude for crude innuendo disturbs me.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2022, 04:10:56 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 12, 2022, 05:16:07 am
You're forgetting Siege Transmitted Dwarf.
I don't think there are enough condoms in the world to protect you from that.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2022, 08:21:13 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 12, 2022, 05:53:50 pm
My aptitude for crude innuendo disturbs me.

See where it takes you.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2022, 05:41:17 pm »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on August 13, 2022, 08:21:13 am
See where it takes you.
A trojan horse full of Greeks taking you from behind?
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2022, 02:40:08 pm »
I mean what else would a horse full of Greek seamen do?
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2022, 02:49:49 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on September 14, 2022, 02:40:08 pm
I mean what else would a horse full of Greek seamen do?
Set sail for Ithaca!
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2022, 04:49:53 am »
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2022, 01:24:04 pm »
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I'd make a spiral fractal dungeon that folds in on itself forever. Then I'd put some kobolds and a door mimic

I’m not sure why, but this seems oddly familiar…
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2022, 10:48:28 pm »
Memories of dungeons gone
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2022, 01:46:11 am »
Nostalgia dungeon, come get killed by your fondest memories! 
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2022, 07:19:58 am »
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Re: If Bay12 had a Small, Low-budget Dungeon Lair
« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2022, 04:43:39 am »
"Society grows prosperous when old men kill trees they planted and then kill themselves too. Then we stand in the glare of the sun on the graves they dug, before digging our own"
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