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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 116916 times)

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #345 on: October 02, 2022, 01:59:43 pm »

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This is starting to seem like we've just stumbled onto a chaos cult.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #346 on: October 02, 2022, 02:27:18 pm »

I don't suppose we can mention that we are trying to clean the place up? Maybe she can suggest a few things to target first to best improve the fengshui or whatever.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #347 on: October 02, 2022, 02:43:21 pm »

I don't suppose we can mention that we are trying to clean the place up? Maybe she can suggest a few things to target first to best improve the fengshui or whatever.

Cleaning tips would be nice, yeah

In the meantime, C
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #348 on: October 02, 2022, 02:45:42 pm »

I don't think she would WANT it to be cleaned. C
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #349 on: October 02, 2022, 03:28:39 pm »

"What about the Black Bible?"

"Ah, the book that foretells the end of everything!" She smiles and giggles and then takes the sip of her drink. "The original was written back before the Old Federation. Four hundred and four pages of enlightenment and hope that all will end in the void." Evangeline smiles again and intertwines her fingers, placing her chin on top of them.

"Why, you seem most curious about this! Mayhaps you wish to learn more? Or should I requisition a datapad copy of the Bible for yours truly?"

A) Agree to receive a copy of the Black Bible.
B) Agree to learn more about Rag-and-Rock.
C) Agree to learn more about end-times.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #350 on: October 02, 2022, 03:35:36 pm »

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If nothing else, now we can doomscroll whenever we get bored.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #351 on: October 02, 2022, 03:39:13 pm »

You know what, A. Let's join a cult.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #352 on: October 02, 2022, 03:59:19 pm »

You agree to receive a copy of the Black Bible.

"Splendid." Evangeline whispers in approval and leans away from you, taking a sip of her drink.

A) Ask about Rag-and-Rock.
B) Ask about the end-times.
C) Be a good bartender and do some bartending now.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #353 on: October 02, 2022, 04:02:50 pm »

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Well now that we've started our incultination (I know that isn't a word; play on indoctrination), let's get back to bartending. We can read the Black Bible and its portents of doom when we get bored.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #354 on: October 02, 2022, 04:15:26 pm »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #355 on: October 02, 2022, 08:31:15 pm »

Cash is needed until the end times.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #356 on: October 03, 2022, 01:35:25 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #357 on: October 03, 2022, 02:19:49 pm »

You decide to do some idle bartending.

Evangeline remain silent, and devoted to slow consumption of her drink.

1236USY.2d/1m.0539h

The female cultist stirs and shifts on her seat, turning to look at you. Her glass is not yet empty.

"Dear child, prepare me a Blackheart." You nod and tap on the console.

It needs to connect again.

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Connecting to SRC Drink Mix Database...

Done!

query: blackheart

>1 recipe found

BLACKHEART: 85c

2 Shots of Ribesnero
Shot of Wet Jet
Shot of Pneumo

Serve in a cocktail glass.

You pour two shots of Ribesnero and one of Wet Jet into the glass, and the drink already changes color to deep midnight blue. Adding Pneumo makes it even darker, but you can note that the hue is now something of a very dark purple-brown, an even deeper shade of the color that a human liver possesses.

You serve the deep dark drink to Evangeline, and she shows her credchip for you, allowing you to scan it. (+85c)

Today Earnings: 267c
Monthly Earnings: 1364c


"Look upon this dark hue. The color of void." Evangeline speaks excitedly, raising the glass up for you to see. "Rag blesses me with the taste of oblivion." She speaks once more before taking a sip.

After a moment, she puts down the cocktail glass and smacks her lips in approval.

"You ought to taste it yourself." The cultist says, looking you into the eyes.

You briefly remind yourself of the rules of your behavior from that big manual you read yesterday - and drinking on the job is not allowed.

A) Apologize for being unable to enjoy the taste of the void with her.
B) "I cannot drink on the job."
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #358 on: October 03, 2022, 04:13:11 pm »

B

The void-cult spiel has been interesting, but I'd rather not lean too much into it.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #359 on: October 04, 2022, 01:00:57 am »

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