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[IncompetentFortressMaker]

With our track record of distinctly untidy and/or halfway working bars, it probably needs the tidying, ha.
B

[Kashyyk]

B

[King Zultan]

B

[Haspen]

You decide to put some extra effort into cleaning.

1236USY.2d/1m.0509h

4

You clean the tables and the floor, and then you hear noises of the ship arrival.

Soon enough, a pair of people enter the bar.

One is a lady hair going down her shoulders, the color starting from dark purple and slowly fading into golden yellow. Her skin is olive and her lips black. She wears something you can assume is a hooded robe made of high quality fur adorned with sparkly gemstones. She wears black gloves and walks with a slight sway of hips.

Captain Porphyros is slightly smaller than her. He wears a white uniform and a captain's hat, also white. He briskly walks to the bar, saluting you over his shoulder.

"Bartender Arnold, I presume?"

"Yes." Captain Porphyros smiles and hands you a datapad. You read it.

It says that Bartender Arnold, employee of Synthol Refueling Conglomerate and bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831 have accepted the transfer of passenger Evangeline Rudker from Prinz Eugen, a luxury liner belonging to Seifar Slots and Slips Services, and much technical and lawyer jargon is listed in small-font post scriptums.

"Your thumb here." Captain Porphyros points to a thumbpring scanner in bottomright corner.

A) Thumbprint the declaration.
B) "Actually, I changed my mind, please leave!"

[Superdorf]

A

[Kashyyk]

A

[Haspen]

You thumbprint the declaration.

Captain Porphyros smiles and hands you a datapad. You read it.

It says that with Evangeline Rudker's transfer, Captain Theodore Porphyros of Seifar Slots and Slips services is therefore void of any responsibility for any damage or injury Ms.Rudker might receive during her stay at Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831 and in case of legal disputes it will be Bartender Arnold of Synthol Refueling Conglomerate that will be put to any blame and not SSASS that relinquished Ms.Rudker to your custody, et cetera et cetera and much jargon included again.

"And your thumb here." Captain Porphyros points to a thumbprint scanner in bottomright corner.

A) Thumbprint the declaration?
B) Voice some sort of objections?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

A
"How many of these do they want?"

[Egan_BW]

Perhaps we could use computer brain parts to analyze this arcane bullshit before agreeing to it?

[Kashyyk]

A

[Haspen]

You thumbprint the declaration.

"Thanks, Arnold. Miss Rudker--" The woman takes off her gloves and rubs her palms a little bit.

"Just give me the forms, my good captain. Can't have others delayed by formalities~" She speaks softly and Captain Porphyros hands her two forms. She presses her thumb to each one of them. After that, the Captain looks over all four forms for a final check and then salutes you and Evangeline. Adjusting his hat, he makes his way towards the main gate and left to the airlocks.

Evangeline Rudker looks at the area, interested especially about the neons above your bar, and then slides her backside onto the nearest stool.

"I will be your guest for the next few hours, my good bartender. Tell me, do you have any actual bottled alcohol, or just the synthols? I am a little dry at the moment~" She speaks with the same soft, hushed tone as she spoke to Captain Porphyros.

A) "No."
B) "...actually, no idea. I can check if you wish."

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

I'd say B. Though I wouldn't expect us to, seems like synthols are the standard.

[Superdorf]

B

[King Zultan]

B

[Haspen]

"...actually, no idea. I can check if you wish."

"Rag and Rock may bless your search." She smiles, showing off her triangular-chiseled teeth, making you a little bit uneasy.

You decide to check the various storage areas for some actual bottled alcohol.

1236USY.2d/1m.0519h

1

Not only you fail to find any bottled alcohol, you fail to realize when to give up and return to your client after ten minutes.

"You've made me wait quite a lot, so I assume your search successful, bartender?"

"No." Evangeline Rudker sighs wearily.

"Rag tries my patience but I shall endure. Are all your synthetizers operable, at least?"

"Yes." You think a bit, wondering if your cockiness is going to trigger a synthol machine malfunction next.

"I will take comfort in that, at the very least. Please prepare me a Gut Punch, and then a High Elf, bartender."

You nod and check the computer station.

Connecting to SRC Drink Mix Database...

Connecting...

Connecting...

Done!

Queries: gut punch, high elf

>2 recipes found

GUT PUNCH: 51c

Shot of Bricklayer
Dash of Fungus Malus

Serve in a shot glass.

===

HIGH ELF: 131c

Shot of Wóda
Shot of Ribesnero
Shot of Sucrosol
Shot of Bricklayer
Shot of Bogwisp

Serve in a tank glass with ice.

===

You quickly set up a glass of Bricklayer spritzed with some bittery Fungus Malus; the resultant shot looks something to a dark brown water.

Then you prepare a tank glass, adding the five synthols over the crushed ice, ending in a tall mixture with a blue-green tint to it. You serve both glasses to Evangeline, and she downs the Gut Punch before even fishing out her credchip.

When she lets you scan it, you note that it looks very fancy; a small chip with golden and silvery casing and flowery decals. De-beep goes the scanner. (+182c)

Today Earnings: 182c
Monthly Earnings: 1279c

Patron ID: Evangeline Rudker
Occupation: Unknown
Conv.style: ENIGMATIC
Liked Drinks: N/A
Disliked Drinks: N/A

Evangeline takes the tank glass of High Elf, gives it a sniff and then takes a sip.

"Adequate. Thank you." She crosses her hands on her lap and eyes the main hall a bit more, a smug, soft smile twisting her lips.

You feel like it is a good time to strike up a conversation!

A) "Is something wrong?"
B) CHATTY: "I have not expected such a refined lady to have a liking for bitter drinks. Are Gut Punches your favorite perhaps?"
C) FLIRTY: "May I inquire what you're smiling so lovely about? Is there something I can do to make that smile even more charming?"