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EuchreJack

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AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« on: June 03, 2022, 01:57:15 pm »

This thread is mainly to discuss firearms, shootings, and various thoughs regarding regulations.
The title is intentionally obtuse, as these themes may very well traumatize people. At least the thread title shouldn't trigger trauma.
Feel free to keep discussing this in the AmeriPol thread, but I was recently reminded that Politics is toxic and needs to remain in Politic-flagged threads.

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2022, 02:16:15 pm »

ptw
after all, why shouldn't I have a battle tank

it is mine, I founds it, my precious challenger-2

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2022, 02:24:08 pm »

Obvious solution: every American citizen, including small children, needs their own tank. The only thing that really stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a tank.
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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2022, 02:26:51 pm »

Obvious solution: every American citizen, including small children, needs their own tank. The only thing that really stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a tank.
100% agree with this
I know my younger self would also love this

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2022, 03:03:50 pm »

Obvious solution: every American citizen, including small children, needs their own tank. The only thing that really stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a tank.
but what if a bad guy comes at you with an amphibious expeditionary assault force backed by indirect naval fire?

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2022, 03:16:11 pm »

Obvious solution: every American citizen, including small children, needs their own tank. The only thing that really stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a tank.
but what if a bad guy comes at you with an amphibious expeditionary assault force backed by indirect naval fire?
QUICK, Everyone Move to Kansas!

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2022, 03:17:59 pm »

Obvious solution: every American citizen, including small children, needs their own tank. The only thing that really stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a tank.
but what if a bad guy comes at you with an amphibious expeditionary assault force backed by indirect naval fire?
:o Good point.

Ok, give every citizen anti-ship missiles too, just in case. Then we will finally be safe.
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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2022, 03:59:10 pm »

Mandatory amputation of the index and middle fingers of every citizen would prevent most if not all firearm related deaths
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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2022, 12:33:11 am »

Mandatory amputation of the index and middle fingers of every citizen would prevent most if not all firearm related deaths
The hundred years war solution

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Re: AmeriPol Thread: Crisis
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2022, 03:48:41 am »

Mandatory amputation of the index and middle fingers of every citizen would prevent most if not all firearm related deaths
Nah, they would just start making guns that you pull the trigger using your thumb with.
Accuracy would be down, but that just means you have to shoot more bullets to hit your target.
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