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[Egan_BW]

Tear the nearby ork gunner a structurally superfluous new behind.

[Stirk]

Tear the nearby ork gunner a structurally superfluous new behind.

While the Uplifting Primer is suspiciously silent on the topic of Ork Buts, the Ork continues to have the average number of them (plus or minus stand deviation) thanks to you missing him. Your brother enthusiastically misses next to you.

((You would have hit if you had BS 31. Your BS skill is kind a low.))

Clearly unworried by the siege tower in front of him, the gunner Ork continues its mad rush forward while screaming. Following his valiant example the train also screams forward at full speed. Ignoring the example of both the Ork lies in wait behind his comfortable tree. He probably named it by now. It probably has a right-proper Orky name.

35 meters Left/Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
45 meters Left/Behind Allied Flamer
26 Meters Right/In front Ork Gunner Running
165 Meters straight ahead Ork Rocket User
465 meters straight ahead Engine
490 meters straight ahead Kannon Kar
515 meters straight ahead Loot Kar
540 meters straight ahead Rokkit Kar
565 meters straight ahead Loot Kar
590 meters straight ahead Kaboos

[Devastator]

Suppress the Orc Gunner.

[Stirk]

Suddenly worried about the siege tower shooting Bolts at him, the Ork turns around and stars fleeing in the opposite direction. Gunner Ork is successfully suppressed.

[hector13]

Start channeling Prescience unfettered again - allies targetedbeijg whoever is using heavy weapons - use Assail against the Gunner ork.

[Stirk]

Start channeling Prescience unfettered again - allies targetedbeijg whoever is using heavy weapons - use Assail against the Gunner ork.

Prescience is still running. We had to cancel Assail last turn since you can't make two "attack" actions.

You pick up a fallen helmet and give it a good shove towards the running Ork. It hits him squarely in the back but perhaps you should have chosen something pointier or heavier - he seems unbothered by the flying metal crashing into his giant frame.

[hector13]

((Fair enough.

At least I hit something this time))

[Maximum Spin]

Oh, it's me now, right?
RAM THE OTHER GUNNER. It's the only thing that's worked so far!

[Stirk]

Oh, it's me now, right?
RAM THE OTHER GUNNER. It's the only thing that's worked so far!

((Ramming actually counts as a melee action, so you get a +20 to hit people if they're running. Well it says you get +20 to WS, but they gave it the melee subtype so I think it is supposed to count.))

You serve up another Ork pancake. The helmet that bounced off his back is now a flat piece of metal. The Ork is now a flat piece of Ork.

In the trenches the Heavy Stubber's Loader goes freelance and helps the Flamer load his flame. They're certain to be as ready as they possibly can be.

65 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
75 meters Behind Allied Flamer
135 Meters Left ahead Ork Rocket User
435 meters Left ahead Engine
460 meters Left ahead Kannon Kar
485 meters Left ahead Loot Kar
510 meters Left ahead Rokkit Kar
535 meters Left ahead Loot Kar
560 meters Left ahead Kaboos

[Egan_BW]

Level up BS, I guess. And delay firing at the lootkar till it gets closer.

[Stirk]

Level up BS, I guess. And delay firing at the lootkar till it gets closer.

The lootkar gets closer.

Rocket Ork decides he's quite close enough and makes another good faith effort at killing the lot of you. Orks are an even worse shot than the local nurse so they really don't have any chance of hitting you while you're moving. The Rocket explodes part of the trench that was already filled with dead people anyway.

65 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
75 meters Behind Allied Flamer
135 Meters Left ahead Ork Rocket User
375 meters Left ahead Engine
400 meters Left ahead Kannon Kar
425 meters Left ahead Loot Kar
450 meters Left ahead Rokkit Kar
475 meters Left ahead Loot Kar
500 meters Left ahead Kaboos

[Radio Controlled]

((My opinion is irrelevant since I'm not playing, and maybe I'm just the dumbs, but I'm having some trouble picturing the position of the train, and tracks, versus the trench and chimera. Cause if the rails go the right direction and this train isn't slowing down, maybe just pulling back a tad and letting it race past is an option? Unless they can use their ork magics to make it stop on a dime, if they haven't started breaking by now they should be quite a ways past the immediate battlefield before they stop.))

[hector13]

((Game physics has plot armour so they’ll be fine. The tracks will hopefully be blown to smithereens by my next turn anyway)$

[Stirk]

((My opinion is irrelevant since I'm not playing, and maybe I'm just the dumbs, but I'm having some trouble picturing the position of the train, and tracks, versus the trench and chimera. Cause if the rails go the right direction and this train isn't slowing down, maybe just pulling back a tad and letting it race past is an option? Unless they can use their ork magics to make it stop on a dime, if they haven't started breaking by now they should be quite a ways past the immediate battlefield before they stop.))

((I had the position of the track and trench set up in the first post since I knew the train was coming. It is 100 meters in front of the trench, about 25 meters from your current position. They continue to your left and right, the left going into the cleared jungle and the right turning into the city.

The Train isn't targeting you guys in specific or anything and has thus far ignored you for other targets. It is entirely an option to drive away from the tracks and avoid fighting it entirely if you guys really wanted to.))

[hector13]

((My character is here to kill Orks, man.

Dealing with the train now also means it doesn’t have to be dealt with later.))