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[hector13]

Then he can become a Resident Evil villain.

Pretty sure one of his companies wants to implant things in human brains, so he’s most of the way there anyway.

[Loud Whispers]

I actually feel sorry for the dude who got his @X account seized by ol Musky :<

[EuchreJack]

Then he can become a Resident Evil villain.

Pretty sure one of his companies wants to implant things in human brains, so he’s most of the way there anyway.

As of May 2023, they have been approved for human trials in the United States.

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It's actually much worse than it sounds.

[martinuzz]

I would not be surprised if he has implanted himself with one too many of the things. The way he speaks non-fluently, almost robotic always makes me think he has some kind of brain damage.
I also genuinly worry about his kids, I hope they aren't his personal cyborg projects.

[Starver]

None of them are called D.A.R.Y.L., are they?

[Bralbaard]

No the names are more Cyborg than that, or at least the last one is.

[Frumple]

I would not be surprised if he has implanted himself with one too many of the things. The way he speaks non-fluently, almost robotic always makes me think he has some kind of brain damage.
I also genuinly worry about his kids, I hope they aren't his personal cyborg projects.

It's... probably the drugs more than anything to do with cybernetics. Forget which is public knowledge, but it's fairly well known he abuses at least one or two sorts, iirc. Between that, rich person brainrot, and whatever else is going on with his fucked up personal life, it's probably not the best for cognitive functioning.

If he wasn't such a colossal asshole, it'd almost be sad how much of a mid life crisis the blighter's been going through for the last while. Unfortunately, he's doing things like willingly platforming people that share pedophile snuff videos, so, y'know, fuck 'em.

[EuchreJack]

Finally figured out the 4D Chess Move that ESucks is trying.
He's restricted on his ability to tweet whatever he wants about Tesla, instead required to run it by his Tesla's lawyers (May God Bless those Lawyers)
Ergo, he's going to argue that since Twitter no longer exists, he can post on "X" whatever he wants whenever he wants.

[Cathar]

That would be dumb as hell, Twitter still exists as a legal entity. The cops don't stop chasing you after you repaint your car, this aint GTA. With that said that would be on brand for Elon.

[King Zultan]

Things like laws won't stop Elon from doing it.

[Cathar]

Things like laws won't stop Elon from doing it.

Or...will they ?

[Robsoie]

Things like laws won't stop Elon from doing it.

Or...will they ?

Elon Musk next step :
Buy the laws, rename them laws X
Problem solved

[dragdeler]

Please refer to him as Elon Mux

[Cathar]

I heard they cost a pretty penny though, I hope X can turn a profit soon, else greasing paws might become increasingly difficult

[Magmacube_tr]