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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32321 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #645 on: October 08, 2022, 11:01:04 am »

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We must suffers the rumors at least until her brother's war resolves. If something happens to him, she might be the one who needs heirs rather than us. Hopefully we get the opportunity to revisit this once the dust settles.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #646 on: October 08, 2022, 11:25:47 am »

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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #647 on: October 08, 2022, 06:47:58 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #648 on: October 29, 2022, 08:00:05 am »

You decide to let the rumors and talk run its course.

810 AD, Midwinter

The talk goes way beyond our expectations. Conservative nobles are appalled, the loyalist nobles are disgruntled, and even amongst the clergy there's some disagreements about the whole affairs. The commonfolk in the meanwhile entertain themselves with bawdy songs and poems being written about your wife, her affair, and potential ramifications of a 'horny Queen on the loose'.

810 AD, Late Winter

You receive reports from northwest that the war between King Tastan and his wife's supporters has finally begun with a siege of the capital city.

810 AD, End of the Year

Sitting in your empty chambers, you rummage through some administrative papers needing royal-signeting when the Advisor comes in with more papers - the Scrolls of Kingdom Status, that is.

Happiness: 2
Population: 4
Economy: 5
Army: 5

"Your Majesty, the scandal only damaged your reputation and worsened the mood of the populace, even despite the sponsorship of festivals."

"I can see that."

"We ought to perhaps host a championship? Soldiers mounted or foot, archers and lancers, of noble and common rank, even travelers from abroad, could participate. It will be costly affair but should please all, and perhaps we could even get new recruits to the army this way."

A) "Just some extra festivals will do, thanks."
B) "A grandiose, expensive championship tourney? Count me in on that idea, good Advisor!"
C) "No!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #649 on: October 29, 2022, 10:12:25 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #650 on: October 29, 2022, 11:13:19 am »

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We have 5 economy, I think it’s worthwhile.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #651 on: October 29, 2022, 11:28:14 am »

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Remember, we are still waiting for our brother-in-law to get back to us on our offer for military aid. It would be awkward if we had to send all our champions off to war right in the middle of planning a tournament.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #652 on: October 29, 2022, 11:42:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #653 on: October 30, 2022, 12:44:02 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #654 on: October 31, 2022, 05:11:24 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #655 on: October 31, 2022, 10:13:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #656 on: November 01, 2022, 08:01:43 am »

You decide to sponsor a martial tournament for champions and rookies alike.

811 AD, Spring

On a particularily cold and cloudy day, the guards inform you that two people seek audience; one is a prospector from the southlands, another a messenger hailing from Kingdom of Trist.

You decide to...

A) Speak with the prospector first.
B) Speak with the messenger first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #657 on: November 01, 2022, 08:12:50 am »

A - Internal affairs first!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #658 on: November 01, 2022, 08:13:55 am »

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I suspect it wouldn’t be proper to disregard correspondence from foreign nobility when the prospector can probably wait.
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #659 on: November 01, 2022, 09:24:24 am »

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