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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 32313 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #660 on: November 01, 2022, 11:16:43 am »

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« Reply #661 on: November 01, 2022, 10:39:28 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #662 on: November 02, 2022, 01:46:25 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #663 on: December 14, 2022, 03:22:16 pm »

You decide to meet with the messenger from Trist first.

"Good King Bailemarr!" He shouts from the very doorstep, then approaches your throne and kneels in a greeting.

"My lord Tastan has been routed from the capital, which is now occupied by his ex-wife Talia of Forc and her brothers!" The courtiers murmur and gasp at this sudden defeat of the young king. "He is currently moving south with his supporters and establishing his hold there. I have been dispatched here post-haste to ask what his brother-in-law would offer as help? He would be thousand-times grateful if you were to provide anything he and his followers could use to retake the capital."

A) "My thoughts and prayers!"
B) "My money and war supplies!"
C) "My soldiers and armies!"
D) "Both my armies and wealth!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #664 on: December 14, 2022, 03:24:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #665 on: December 14, 2022, 05:06:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #666 on: December 14, 2022, 05:57:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #667 on: December 15, 2022, 01:40:06 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #668 on: December 15, 2022, 05:11:39 am »

D I mean, we've already invested pretty hard into this Trist venture, might as well see it through properly.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #669 on: December 15, 2022, 06:55:31 am »

D Go big or go home.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #670 on: December 15, 2022, 08:10:43 am »

D  - To arms Brother!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #671 on: December 27, 2022, 04:31:51 pm »

"He shall have the strength of my armies and wealth of my supplies!" Your courtiers murmur as the messenger, awe-struck at your generosity, collapses to his knee.

"Pantheon praise your generosity and thoughtfulness, King Bailemarr. If you were to provide us soldiers, I was to tell you this: the Tristine cities south of where my liege is currently were ordered to welcome your troops first, whilst my liege would then meet with you and decide how to govern the combined armies. Thousand thanks upon you, King Bailemarr, once again. Now I must depart with equal haste to deliver the news to my liege." The man gasps out and raises from his knees.

"Bring this man some wine, and find him a fresh horse first." The Advisor instructs the squires, who take the tired messenger out of the audience hall.

You order the prospector to be brought in next.

"Greetings, my liege!" The jovial, pudgy, well-dressed man claps his hands, his tiny eyes looking at you. "I have recently discovered that the flatlands to the west of your city contain wealth unseen before!"

"What wealth would that be?" You ask cautiously.

"Turquioses, my liege! Shiny, sky blue gemstones embedded in the rocky crystals underneath the soils of the land. If you were to provide me funds to begin digging out such valuable jewels out of the hard rocks, we would be both greatly enriched, my liege!"

A) "Wondrous discovery! You shall get your funds at once!"
B) "Nay, our money is better spent elsewhere!"
C) "Gemstones in hard rocks? Do tell, this sounds most interesting occurence!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #672 on: December 27, 2022, 04:35:16 pm »

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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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« Reply #673 on: December 27, 2022, 04:46:08 pm »

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« Reply #674 on: December 27, 2022, 11:16:09 pm »

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